Too Stupid for Words category archive
Brotherhood 0
When I was in college, I thought briefly about joining a fraternity. Then I realized, why the hell should I pay dues to get drunk, when I could get drunk quite nicely on my own for the cost of a six.
I guess I missed the part about exploiting co-eds to make myself feel like a Real Big Man.
Twits on Twitter 0
Playing the trump card.
Facebook Frolics 0
Mark Sanford facebooks his Republican Family Values (follow the link for even more Republican Family Values):
No self-awareness, no self-awareness whatsoever.
Under Water 0
The resident curmudgeon at my local rag wonders why drivers rush in where angels dare to tread–tread water, that is.
What’s Wrong with This Picture, Border Patrol Dept. 0
Droning On 0
Stupid droners drone on.
(snip)
The National Park Service in June announced a ban on so-called unmanned aerial vehicles, but officials say premier national parks in the U.S. West are reporting a sharp rise in the number of drones buzzing bison and boaters.
Droning On 0
Innocent out-of-town yahoo plays with his new toy, gets remonstrated with.
Seattle police continue to frown upon people using private drones for their own kicks.
Space Needle security called police just before 8:30 p.m. Tuesday after guests reported seeing a small drone buzz the top of the tower, according to police reports.
Witnesses claimed they saw the white drone, equipped with a camera, fly back to a hotel two blocks east of the Space Needle and land inside a fifth-floor unit.
I sympathize with the cops.
Driven to Distraction 0
Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.
I’ve seen drivers eating, shaving, even reading books propped on their steering wheels at low and high speeds, but I haven’t seen that.
Facebook ‘Em, Dano 0
Oh, my.
But the problem was the dress was stolen from a local boutique.
She won’t be wearing the dress again.