Too Stupid for Words category archive
Republican Outreach HOWTO 0
They’ve figured it out. To attract women voters, they need to be more lowfalutin.
er, yeah.
Twits on Twitter 0
No self-awareness, none whatsoever.
Wingnut Cosplay 0
Really, now, that’s all it is.
The Internet Is a Public Place, v. 134212432 0
I think this qualifies as “asking for it.”
The officer did. And what he watched led to additional charges.
Turns out Zachary Peak showed off his marijuana-growing operation on the online site, according to Peachtree City police.
Sick-Making 0
When I was a toddler, my parents nearly died of the mumps, which is quite serious in adults. I’m old enough to remember when parents lived in fear that their children would catch whooping cough and other diseases that, because of vaccinations, have become no longer a worry–at least, not until the recent anti-vax fraud and the hysterical fools who fell for it.
Dr. Ron Chapman, director of the California Department of Public Health, said 3,458 cases of whooping cough have been reported since Jan. 1 — including 800 in the past two weeks. That total is more than all the cases reported in 2013.
I trust that Jenny McCarthy and her ilk are happy about the harm they have done.
Maureen Dowd Is an Idiot 0
The best analogy that occurs to me is investigating the effects of alcohol by chugging a quart of Wild Turkey.
Facebook Frolics 0
You can’t make this stuff up.
Lost in a Lost World 0
Oh, my.
Andrew James Joffe, 24, of Chuluota, called 911 in Polk county around 1:50 a.m. Thursday, saying he didn’t known his exact location, but that he was walking somewhere along Deen Still Road.
The “stolen property” in his kit included, amongst other items, a GPS device.
Via the Orlando Sentinel.
Facebook Frolics 0
Now that’s the ticket!
A Text Case 0
Allegheny County, Pennsylvania, has instituted a SMS (that’s “texting”) 9-1-1 service. Natch, no one could have predicted . . . .
The language of the message “seemed to indicate that they themselves were driving,” she said.
Pennsylvania has banned texting while driving since 2012.
Selfie Incrimination 0
You can’t make this stuff up.
(snip
Lawson allowed deputies to examine his cell phone, a review that, deputies reported, yielded “a (Selfie) picture that he had taken of himself wearing the mask prior to the burglary.”
Avoid the Draft and You Won’t Get the Fever 0
Sports writer extraordinaire Bob Molinaro explains why NFL draft and the attendant fuss is, as my mother would have said, the biggest nothing. Old timers remember when it was enough to read about it the next morning over coffee, without the beer and ripple chips.
There is more live action in an episode of Sponge Bob.
The TV coverage of the draft is hype, a scam, a con, a something-made-from-nothing so that ESPN can sell higher-priced commercials. It has no other reason for being.
Chelsea Lately 0
Every time I think I have seen the biggest nothing, a bigger nothing comes along.
Words fail me.