Words Fail Me category archive
Is Nothing Sacred? 0
No.
Afterthought: At one time, persons could talk about the “rights of Englishmen”–and English women.
Indeed, the Founders did so in the Declaration of Independence; one of their grievances against King George III included the phrase,
Now it’s the surveillance of Englishpersons.
And it’s happening in the U. S. A. too.
Health Careless 1
Report from the field:
Two women were laid off today – the only two with health insurance. When my wife asked why she was being laid off, the reply was quick, “Because you and her have health insurance and I must reduce costs.”
Scared to Death 1
Felony murder charges.
There’s no evidence Whitfield ever touched 79-year-old Mary Parnell. Authorities say he even told the grandmother of five he didn’t want to hurt her, directing her to sit in a chair in her bedroom. But investigators have no doubt he terrified her so much that she died of a heart attack.
Now Whitfield, a 20-year-old with no prior criminal record, is charged with first-degree murder, a rare defendant accused of literally scaring a person to death.
The House Is Ablaze and People Are Wondering If the Petunia Needs Watered 0
The smallness of what passes for contemporary political thought is mind-gagging.
H/T Karen for the link.
Now, This Is Just Dumb, Part II 2
Steve has the details.
Maybe If the Slots Dispensed Books? 2
Brendan points out how Philadelphia, which is looking to close libraries, many in the city’s poorer neighborhoods to save the $8,000,000.00 they have been unable to collect from the Iggles, went to Uncle Sugar to request money for casino development.
And, ya know what? if the Iggles win a championship, I bet Philly will blow more than $8,000,000.00 on the parade.
Via Phillybits.
Man, I Want Whatever She’s Drinking 0
I’m hearing this American church librarian from Pennsylvania on the BBC (I missed her name, but wouldn’t use it anyway) saying
“George Bush throughout his presidency has been the picture of a perfect Christian gentleman.”
Except, I guess, for the lies, the torture, the spying, the duplicity, the deceit, the arrogance, the pointless deaths of tens of thousands of innocents.
Sorry, lady, morality is not something that exists only below the waist.
What planet do these people inhab Oh, never mind.
Dumb must be its own reward.
The Public Trough 1
You can’t make this stuff up:
The possibility of more government assistance is likely to stir new worries about the bank’s health in a city that has already seen its second-biggest bank, Wachovia, acquired by San Francisco’s Wells Fargo. Bank of America is in the midst of slashing up to 42,500 jobs worldwide and Wells Fargo is expected to cut its work force here as well.
In other news, Secretary of the Treasury Paulson et familia wants a cash-strapped city to build them a stadium:
In Portland, Merritt Paulson, the 35-year-old son of the US Treasury secretary, is 80% owner of the Portland Timbers – a second-division professional soccer team that has its sights set on Major League Soccer – and the Portland Beavers, a Triple-A baseball team. His father, who’s reportedly worth $700m himself, owns the other 20% of the two teams.
The Paulsons have agreed to fork over the $40m MLS franchise fee but argue they need $85m in public money to renovate the local PGE Park into a soccer-only stadium and to build the Beavers a new stadium at a separate location.
She’s Republican.
Natch
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You can’t make this stuff up.
The former aide is Gina Santucci, who now works as associate general counsel at BGR Holding, the lobbying, public relations and financial advisory firm formerly known as Barbour Griffith & Rogers, founded by current Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour and veteran GOP political strategist Ed Rogers.
H/T Karen for the link (she reads this stuff so we don’t have to).
Still Crazy after All These Years 0
Not just crazy. Bleeding delusional.
I cannot wait until Lt. First Son gets a boss who lives in the real world.
H/T Karen for the link and the nitro pill for my heart palpitations.
Predictions that Came True, Masters of the Universe Dept. 2
Unintended irony strikes deep. Into your soul it will creep.
— Kerry K. Killinger, chief executive of Washington Mutual, 2003
He was right, though not in the way he intended.
Starbucks sells something. They sell really bad coffee, but it’s still something.
Costco sells something. If you have a chest freezer, it’s a great place to shop.
Walmart sells something. Inferior products from cheap labor, but still, it’s things.
Lowes and Home Depot sell real things that weigh lots of pounds.
WaMu sold (note the past tense) boxes of air.
And now they are gone with the wind.
They are truly not a bank.
At least, not any more.
Via Duncan.







