From Pine View Farm

“Christmas Creep,” Christmas Creepy 3

Only 132 shopping days to go:

It’s that special time of year again, when the first plush Santas, singing snowmen and blown-glass Christmas ornaments begin to appear on store shelves.

You know. August.

What, you find it hard to muster yuletide spirit when you’re wearing a bathing suit?

Well, too bad.

At T.J. Maxx in Norristown, two-foot-tall Santa figurines are already watching over a clutch of silver stocking-hangers, wooden-soldier nutcrackers and glittery tabletop trees. A few doors down, at the Dollar Tree, Frosty snow globes wait near the cash registers, not far from a selection of red-and-green ornaments.

At the Cracker Barrel Old Country Store in Plymouth Meeting, a full-size Christmas tree is up and shining. Below its boughs, a toy Santa blows a saxophone, though it’s hard to hear his version of “Santa Claus Is Coming to Town” while a nearby mechanical snowman is crooning “Jingle Bells.”

(snip)

Researchers call it “Christmas creep.” That’s shorthand for the ever-backward march of the holiday retail season.

Hmm, better start sending out those Mother’s Day cards. It’s only nine months away.

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3 comments

  1. Opie

    August 14, 2006 at 9:26 pm

    Jayde’s in her final week here, and just a few minutes ago I showed her my entire coffee cup collection. When I was showing her my Christmas ones, at first I thought it was a little out-of-place in August, but then I remembered that where she comes from, this is Christmas weather.

     
  2. Karen

    August 15, 2006 at 9:54 am

    I know people that have all their shopping done by August. Seems strange, but come November & December, they sit & laugh at me.

     
  3. Frank

    August 15, 2006 at 7:52 pm

    My ex used to do her Christmas shopping throughout the year.

    Personally, I enjoy the mall on Christmas Eve . . .

    The secret is not to be in a hurry and to enjoy the floor show.