From Pine View Farm

I Get Mail 2

I can deal with the credit card offers, Publishers Clearinghouse, even Sweepstakes Clearinghouse. It’s harder for me to deal with the weekly deluge of coupon booklets, but, as they are on newsprint, I can at least recycle them.

But junk like this just makes me want to throw up.

I won’t even take the time to deconstruct the lies, half-truths, mispresentations, and delusional thinking represented in this missive.

I would have written, “Return to Sender” on the envelope, but, as it was sent last class mail, rather than first class, it would not have been returned.

All I can do is discard it and say, in the immortal words of Bugs Bunny, “He don’t know me vewy well, do he?”

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2 comments

  1. Karen

    May 12, 2007 at 2:10 pm

    If you haven’t destroyed it yet, save the envelope. Enclose a copy of a donation receipt from some liberal organization, & put the 1600 Penn Ave address on it. You won’t get anymore.

     
  2. Frank

    May 13, 2007 at 8:03 pm

    Damn. Wish I’d thought of that. And I got a nice handwritten thank you from Raw Story for my measly little donation yesterday.