Bill Shein foresees the future:
April 1, 2010 – The Supreme Court has granted corporations the right to marry, noting that marriage is a “fundamental right for all non-gay persons.” Almost immediately, longtime partners Walmart Stores and China Plastic Junk ‘n’ Stuff, Inc. announced plans to wed – and not via a “second-class” merger or stock-swap. Instead, a full-fledged marriage ceremony will be held on a seaside bluff in Carmel, California. Bride Walmart will reportedly wear black.
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