It is really quite astounding what one can learn.
Apparently, as a nation, Americans can’t make a (ahem) move without drugs.
For example (Warning: May be almost as offensive as the commercials themselves):
American men can’t pee.
American women pee constantly.
Nevertheless, there are other things American women can’t do.
American men can’t get it up.
When they do get it up, they don’t know what to do with it.