“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Neighbors say the shooter has always been a little nutty about his lawn.
The shooter claims that his neighbor intentionally loosed the feared beasty upon his lawn. In response, he pulled his gun; the dog-walker then started to punch him (politely, no doubt), so he shot the dogwalker, politely no doubt.
The dogwalker’s wife claims that witnesses saw the shooter chase the dogwalker down the street, then shoot him. Once again, politely, no doubt.
