Why Do Persons Vote Republican? A Theory 0
Field calls my attention to this post listing ten reasons to vote Republican.
Here are the first three. Follow the link for the rest:
#9: I shall vote Republican next time because I do not belong to any union. I have been told that unions are evil, and of course I believe it since Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh, and Sean Hannity said so.
#8: I shall vote Republican because the President is not a United States citizen. I have been told that from the Tea Party, the conservative talkers, and Michelle Bachman. If they say it, I know those truths to be self evident.