From Pine View Farm

A Newt Is a Small Lizard 0

Ahem. And some may have questioned that. Larry Van Meter explains:

Newt Gingrich has spent the past 17 years in a box.

It’s an aquarium, actually, and a modest one. It measures about 500 cubic inches, which makes it a pretty small place to spend 17 years.

Newt Gingrich is a fire belly newt.

Newt is named after Newt. Follow the link for his tail tale.

When I started the article, I was wondering whether “aquarium” would turn out to be an analogy for Washington, which is also a hothouse environment with glass walls protecting unusual lifeforms and in need of frequent cleaning.

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