Chauncey Devega offers comfort to the huddled masses of fearful white voters dreading the imminent Obamapocalyse.
The Right-wing media failed you. They lied and told you that Mitt Romney would win in a landslide. They cooked up stories about voter fraud and rigged polls that were biased against Republicans. The Right-wing media machine betrayed you—their audience.
If I were white, a conservative, and listened to the Right wing media, I would be scared and upset too. I would feel confused. How could so many people lie to me? It just isn’t fair! It must be some type of conspiracy.
I do not have a ready answer. But I do want to help you feel better. Because I am your friend, I am going to let you in on a secret that Fox News and the Republican Party will not share with you. Are you ready?
White people run America.