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Last year, the Transportation Security Administration seized a record 6,542 guns at airports around the country. Most people who are stopped for having a gun at an airport checkpoint say they forgot they had the weapon with them.

If you’re too stupid to know you’re packing heat, maybe you shouldn’t be allowed to pack heat.

Afterthought:

Yeah, I know that most of them didn’t really “forget.” They just couldn’t face being separated from their portable phalluses.

Let’s try this again:

If you’re too stupid to realize that metal detectors detect metal, maybe you’re too stupid be allowed near anything made of metal.

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