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Be polite to your life partner.
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“We found Jane hysterical, stating she had shot her husband,” Winslow Police Chief Shawn O’Leary said Sunday morning about the officers’ arrival at the house. Winslow EMS and Delta Ambulance also responded to the emergency 911 call.
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Politeness builds family values.
We’re told Detroit Police investigators are trying to get to the bottom of exactly happened next. What we know for sure is that the officer’s reported mistress was shot in the thigh.
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The polite bring new meaning to “defensive driving.”
A report states the truck intentionally struck the Ranger on its side while traveling in the same direction.
Investigators say the truck driver then fired a round into the Ranger’s back drivers side bumper. The Ranger pulled over at the Sunoco gas station and the driver called authorities.
There’s an additional shot of politeness at the link.
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Politeness promotes creativity.
Elisabeth Koulouris, 55, and daughter Anne-Marie, 23, had been struggling over the loaded rifle when it went off, the County Court heard yesterday.
The bullet went flying into a neighbour’s bedroom, just missing the two terrified occupants.
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Spray that politeness around.
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The homeowner was struck by a bullet in his behind. Sedgwick County Officers said it came from across a farm field behind his backyard. Five men ages 18-20 were shooting several rounds from the other side of the field. They were aiming at a dead stump with no back stop.
More gun nuts too stupid to have guns.
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Another polite guy with a gun:
Police said the bullet came from a small-caliber handgun carried by a 53-year-old man from Jasper, Ga. The gun accidentally discharged, and the bullet traveled across Helen’s tourist-laden Main Street and struck the woman in the side.
More persons packing heat will, no doubt, prevent such things from happening in the future.
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Playdates must be polite.
According to the coroner’s office, Walker died at University Hospital from a gunshot wound to the head.
“We didn’t know for a long time whether he was going to make it or not,” Mohr said.
Police have charged a 17-year-old juvenile with Walker’s murder.
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While the cat’s away, the polite will play.
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They said a 15-year-old boy who lives at the home found a hidden key to the gun safe and was able to get to a handgun inside. The 15-year-old told police that the gun went off as he was putting it back in the gun safe.
Both parents were at work at the time of the shooting. Police said the 15-year-old had been told not to have friends over when the parents weren’t there.
An, in more news of the polite, the polite shoot first and ask questions later (Via Atrios):
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Play with your toys, politely.
The pellet lodged in the 18-year-old’s stomach after his brother, 25, accidentally discharged an air rifle at their Honeysuckle Street home.
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Be polite after an accident.
“The driver of the motorcycle was thrown and suffered serious injuries. The motorcycle driver suffered a possible gunshot wound during the crash,” Cole said in a statement. “A gun was recovered at the scene and may have been in the possession of the motorcycle driver at the time of the crash.”
Police think the 60-year-old biker was packin’.
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The polite die young.
Isom said he and two other members of the White County Sheriff’s Department responded to a residence in Cassville about 8:20 p.m. on Sunday to the report of a shooting of a 7-year-old, whose identity has not yet been revealed. Isom said they believe the boy had gotten ahold of a pistol.
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Be polite while visiting your grandparents.
Police say the boy accidently (sic) fired the gun, striking himself.
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Be polite when closing the sale.
The bullet struck the gun owner in the pocket area, and shrapnel from the bullet hitting the pocketknife ricocheted and struck the other man in the hip.
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Keep playtime polite.
The Galveston County Daily News reported that the boy was shot by his 7-year-old cousin.
Texas City Police Captain Joe Stanton told the Daily News that the two boys were playing unsupervised with the victim’s 9-year-old brother when they found the weapon.
“The kids found the handgun inside the residence,” said Stanton, and were playing with it when it discharged.
And, in more news of the polite, politeness gets a Boost.
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How to be polite in Killingly (I did you not), Connecticut:
Authorities say 22-year-old Kyle Carney of Killingly had been pointing a rifle in the boy’s direction when it accidentally discharged.
“Accidently.” Yeah.