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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Children should be polite.
Mike Lukovich foresees the response:
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
A little child shall lead them.
Stupid Grown-Up Tricks (Updated) 0
From the resident curmudgeon at my local rag.
I seldom agree with her, but this is one of the exceptions. It’s a case where her curmudgeonly talents are well employed.
For the crime of being boys.
On Friday, these two 7-year-olds pointed pencils at each other and made shooting noises. By doing so, they triggered Suffolk’s Code Hysteria and automatically were bounced from school for two days.
She comes perilously close to implying that this is somehow akin to a desire for rational gun regulations, but stops just short.
She reports that Suffolk officials were, as they say, unavailable for comment.
Suffolk is where peanuts come from (and far better than the peanuts from Georgia!). The peanuts seem to have cross-fertilized the brains of the school administration.
Read the rest.
Addendum:
Suffolk is “reconsidering” the policy.
Oddly, “reconsidering” implies that “considering” had previously occurred.
Spreading the Gunspell 0
Retired Marine and university professor Ed Palm has qualms.
Because Republican Jesus would have wanted it that way . . .
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Glock-a-bye baby . . . .
News videos at the link.
Collateral Damage 4
Gun nuts’ worship of their leaden Baals puts Little League games in the sights.
The matter is of particular urgency, since supporters of gun rights say they plan to legally carry guns as part of their rally.
One wonders why they don’t indulge in more normal and harmless fetishes, such as foot-worship or cross-dressing.
A Child’s Garden of Guns 0
Deborah King wonders about the toll that politeness takes on the young:
Follow the link for more.
“Plastic People, You’re Such a Drag” 0
Dick Destiny pops the printed plastic gun bubble.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Home alone in a time of politeness:
According to NBC Miami, the shooting occurred just before 7 p.m. in Oakland Park on Saturday night.
“They were playing hide and go seek. I don’t know how it went down but he shot his sister,” neighbor Peter Milano explained.
Null Set (Updated) 6
Pro Publica has an interesting article on the new nullification movement.
You may have heard of the old nullification movement. It was created by the same persons who brought you secession and Civil War.
This one’s all about the right of gun nuts to worship their graven image in the Church of the Holy Heat.
Addendum:
Speaking of secession and Civil War . . . .
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Be polite to your neighbors.
Suddenly, there was a spray of gunfire, they said.
The suspect, 46, of Pontiac allegedly went to his van and returned with an AK-47-style assault rifle. The residents said he then released a salvo at them.
