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Yet another child is sacrificed in NRA Paradise.
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The sheriff office said that the boy found a firearm inside an apartment and “accidentally shot himself.”
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Play politely.
A witness at the scene told officers and investigators that the man had been playing with the gun when it accidentally went off.
One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonymous.
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Be polite to your significant other.
Detectives at the scene overnight said the man had been unloading the gun when it discharged.
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Paramedics said the woman was dead by the time they arrived at the scene.
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Reflecting on a shooting in a lobby restroom at a Hyatt Hotel in Jacksonville, Fla., a woman sums up life in NRA Paradise:
“It’s something that could happen anywhere. It’s something that you cannot control,” she said.
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Politeness is a family affair.
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Set a precedent of politeness for your progeny at an early age.
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He tried to claim that he was standing his ground. Then it fell out from under him.
Milian declined to dismiss the case, which is scheduled for a jury trial in December. Bartlett is charged with three counts of aggravated assault with a firearm, enhanced under Florida’s “hate crime” law, plus carrying a concealed weapon and improper exhibition of a firearm.
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Expose your children to politeness at an early age.
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Investigators believe the shooting was accidental and do not suspect foul play, authorities said Wednesday. Sheriff John Ballance said the gun involved in the incident had been left at the end of a bed, within the boy’s reach, according to KSLA.
One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.
Alibis for Assault 0
He claims he was “standing his ground.”
Also, pigs, wings.
Aside:
This is what “stand your ground” laws are about: Providing alibis for assault.
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Yet more child’s play in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.
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The refrain repeats: Again politeness is child’s play.
Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s blood-soaked paradise.
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At The Atlanta Journal Constitution, Bill Torpy tells of what happened when Doordash driver’s GPS sent him to the wrong house in an affluent Atlanta neighborhood and of the politeness that ensued thereafter.
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Politeness is a family value.
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Play politely with your pets.
While playing with the firearm, Pleasant discharged the weapon, striking Daniels in the right thigh. Daniels, who was standing in a doorway when hit, stood “in shock for a second and then he asked Ms. Pleasant if she had shot him,” according to the witness quoted in the complaint.
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Politeness once again is child’s play.
The toddler discovered the gun on the table and began to play with it. According to the boy’s grandma, the father was sitting on the couch when his kid pulled the trigger. When the incident occurred, the toddler and his parents were apparently visiting the boy’s grandmother.
Who the heck leaves a loaded gun on a coffee table?
One of those oxymoronic “responsible gun owners,” that’s who.
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Once again, we find that a polite society is a clean society.
And, once again, we are shown that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.