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Spread the politeness around.

We no longer have a civilized society, if, indeed, we ever did.

Once again, children discover politeness.

The victim of the shooting was reportedly left alone at home with his sister. In the absence of adult supervision, the children explored a cabinet and found a firearm. Sometime after the discovery, the older child accidentally fired the loaded gun. He ended up inflicting a single head (to himself–ed.) wound which proved to be fatal.

Thus passeth another life in NRA Paradise.

Get a leg up on politeness.

Play politely.

Where do these folks get the notion that a Glock is somehow the new Fanner Fifty? Hell, I had a Fanner Fifty when I was a kid. I knew it was not the same thing as the .32 calibre revolver that my Daddy had inherited from his father.

One was a toy. The other was an instrument of death.

Party politely.

Fly the fiendly skies with politeness.

The writer of a letter to the editor of the Law Vegas Sun reminds us to plan ahead.

Be polite at the drive-through window.

We no longer have a civilized society (if, indeed, we ever did).

Resolve differences related to incidences on your highways and byways with politeness.

We are again reminded that politeness must be practiced.

There’s something almost poetic about the politeness . . . .

According to police, around 9 p.m. there was a minor collision between a truck and a motorcycle near E. Platte Ave. and E. Boulder St.

The two pulled over into a parking lot, and at some point during that confrontation, the driver of the truck fired a shot and accidentally hit himself.

Politeness goes to the dogs.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Just a little playful politeness . . . .

Witnesses told police that 22-year-old Zachary Shipley accidentally shot 22-year-old Christian Price in the head while Price played a video game. Shipley told police he removed the magazine from the gun thinking it wasn’t loaded but forgot to take out the round.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

The race to be the most polite continues.

We Americans do not have a civilized society.

Show your politeness to your friends.

Pack politeness for you trip..

The 9-year-old was in a vehicle driven by his father or step-father when he believed they were being followed by another car, according to Houston police. The man pulled out a gun as they were being followed, but were able to make it home without incident. Once they arrived home, the man attempted to holster the weapon when it discharged, officers said.

The boy was struck in the chest, police said. The man rushed the child to a nearby fire station. From there, medics transported the boy to a hospital where he was stable and was expected to survive, according to investigators.

The story goes on to say that no charges will be preferred because this was an “accident.”

“Accident” is the gun nut incantation to make accountability go away.

Be polite to your progeny.

Houston police said the dad was in the process of putting his gun away when it accidentally went off and a bullet struck the child in the chest.

The boy was taken to the hospital by the Houston Fire Department where his injuries are serious, but he is stable, according to police.

One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” are not the same thing.

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