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Greet callers with politeness.

According to the Sheriff’s Office, Hankins and Sharpf were friends and the shooting was a bad accident.

Officials say that Hankins came to Sharpf’s house that night and tried to knock on the side of the house to wake him up. Hankins did not announce himself before coming to the door and Sharpf thought an intruder was outside of the home.

While the rest of of the family was sleeping Sharpf went to the door and shot Hankins on the porch.

Politeness should be demonstrated to patrons of the country club.

On Wednesday, June 9, the Guilford County Sheriff’s Department reported that on Tuesday, June 8 at 6:53 p.m., the department got a report that a man had been wounded while dining at Sedgefield Country Club at 3201 Forsyth Dr. in Greensboro.

According to the press release, someone from Sedgefield Country Club reported that the “victim was dining outside on the patio when a stray bullet struck him in the head.”

In this case, the victim suffered only a superficial injury, but the story also states that, in the jurisdiction in question, the number of shootings of all types has skyrocketed. Of course, this could in no way be related to the number of guns in circulation or the number of persons who may be packing.

Also, pigs, wings.

These clowns can’t handle politeness.

Officer Charley Davidson told The Eagle that three adults were handling a gun when it discharged, hitting the 12-year-old girl in an arm and the torso area. She was taken to a hospital and is expected to survive.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Yet, again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Expose your progeny to politeness.

The toddler had found a gun legally owned by his father in a TV stand and accidentally shot himself in the head, according to Joliet police.

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Police said the shooting was an accident, but the case remains under investigation and no charges have been filed.

Again, “accident” and “negligence” are not the same thing.

Politeness takes practice.

Once again (it’s a sad and boring refrain, is it not?), politeness is child’s play.

Maybe things like this wouldn’t happen were not so many guns lying around Whoops! That’s a forbidden thought in NRA Paradise.

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms.

The Las Vegas Sun’s Brian Greenspun begs to take issue with the above slogan from the NRA.

Methinks he has a point.

Yet again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Thus endeth another life in NRA Paradise.

First, a shot and beer. Then, a beer and a shot.

Party politely.

Drive with politeness.

A 6-year-old boy was shot and killed during an apparent road rage incident on the 55 Freeway in Orange on Friday morning, and the gunman remains at large, California Highway Patrol officials said.

The child was sitting in a booster seat in the right rear passenger side of his mother’s car when he was struck by the gunfire on the northbound 55 near Chapman Avenue around 8 a.m., according to CHP Officer Florentino Olivera.

Yet another day in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin’.

Via Juanita Jean.

Be polite whilst being transported in a motorized conveyance.

A 33-year-old pregnant woman and her unborn child were shot and killed in Laurel Wednesday night while riding inside a car.

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Ronald William Smith, 48, was sitting in the back seat and was armed with a handgun. As Smith was holding the gun, it fired one round through the seat and into Adams, police said, causing her death.

Smith told police he accidentally shot the victim. While he and Adams’ boyfriend tried to render aid, they lost control of the vehicle and it ran into the median.

Be polite to your fellow shoppers whilst patronizing the big box store.

A customer suffered minor injuries Tuesday after being shot when another shopper’s concealed gun accidentally discharged in a DeSoto Walmart, police said.

One more time, “accidentally” and “negligently” and not synomyms.

Politeness is a family affair.

A 6-year-old child has died after an accidental shooting by the 3-year-old sibling in Maylene in Shelby County (Alabama-ed.).

Via C&L.