Too Stupid for Words category archive

I discovered last night that my new television, which is quite a nice little television, seems to have no buttons. At least, I could not find any buttons, not even with the help of a flashlight.

If you can’t find the remote, you can’t turn it off. This produces a quandary if your partner has fallen asleep atop the remote.

I have another smaller, slightly older model from the same manufacturer that does have buttons (on the bottom right of the frame). If the newer one has buttons, they are certainly well hidden. Buttons are not a fit subject for a treasure hunt.

I can conclude only that we as a society are becoming too remote.

Frolickers without filters.

Heh.

Police have arrested a northeastern Pennsylvania man on suspicion of driving under the influence after he was spotted driving a golf cart from bar to bar.

Larksville police say the man told an officer he was using the golf cart to navigate the borough’s streets Monday night because he had been drinking and needed a way to get to a bar.

Sounds as if he had already been to enough bars.

Words fail me twits.

I have never been able to distinguish among TGIF, Ruby Tuesday’s, and–what’s that other cookie cutter bar/restaurant chain I forget Hooligan’s?–Houlihans! They are all the same place with different pictures on the walls.

Via Raw Story.

Frolickers without filters.

What Noz said.

I think I need a new “category.”

How about “See Foot Shoot Foot”?

Gaming palace twits.

Afterthought:

Dave & Buster’s is just Chuck E. Cheese with a liquor license.

Something improper happened at a strip joint.

Mercy me, I think I shall have the vapors.

And, in more news of the scantily clad, wage theft.

Jon Stewart takes on pointergate.

Below the fold in case it autoplays.

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Oh, my.

We are a society of stupid.

Godly (just ask them and they will tell you so) twits.

Am I the only person who thinks Halloween jumped the shark a couple of decades ago?

A Franco-American journalist was stunned when she spotted a grave marker hologram with her face on it – inscribed with a fake name, date of birth and death – in the window of a funeral parlour. Here’s how it happened.

Short version: The manufacturer of the display just grabbed any old image of the inner webs without verifying that it was free to use. Long version: Follow the link.

Colbert takes on idiocy.

Below the fold because it may autoplay.

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Royal twits.