Too Stupid for Words category archive
What’s Wrong with This Picture, Border Patrol Dept. 0
Droning On 0
Stupid droners drone on.
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The National Park Service in June announced a ban on so-called unmanned aerial vehicles, but officials say premier national parks in the U.S. West are reporting a sharp rise in the number of drones buzzing bison and boaters.
Droning On 0
Innocent out-of-town yahoo plays with his new toy, gets remonstrated with.
Seattle police continue to frown upon people using private drones for their own kicks.
Space Needle security called police just before 8:30 p.m. Tuesday after guests reported seeing a small drone buzz the top of the tower, according to police reports.
Witnesses claimed they saw the white drone, equipped with a camera, fly back to a hotel two blocks east of the Space Needle and land inside a fifth-floor unit.
I sympathize with the cops.
Driven to Distraction 0
Honestly, you can’t make this stuff up.
I’ve seen drivers eating, shaving, even reading books propped on their steering wheels at low and high speeds, but I haven’t seen that.
Facebook ‘Em, Dano 0
Oh, my.
But the problem was the dress was stolen from a local boutique.
She won’t be wearing the dress again.
Republican Outreach HOWTO 0
They’ve figured it out. To attract women voters, they need to be more lowfalutin.
er, yeah.
Twits on Twitter 0
No self-awareness, none whatsoever.
Wingnut Cosplay 0
Really, now, that’s all it is.
The Internet Is a Public Place, v. 134212432 0
I think this qualifies as “asking for it.”
The officer did. And what he watched led to additional charges.
Turns out Zachary Peak showed off his marijuana-growing operation on the online site, according to Peachtree City police.
Sick-Making 0
When I was a toddler, my parents nearly died of the mumps, which is quite serious in adults. I’m old enough to remember when parents lived in fear that their children would catch whooping cough and other diseases that, because of vaccinations, have become no longer a worry–at least, not until the recent anti-vax fraud and the hysterical fools who fell for it.
Dr. Ron Chapman, director of the California Department of Public Health, said 3,458 cases of whooping cough have been reported since Jan. 1 — including 800 in the past two weeks. That total is more than all the cases reported in 2013.
I trust that Jenny McCarthy and her ilk are happy about the harm they have done.
Maureen Dowd Is an Idiot 0
The best analogy that occurs to me is investigating the effects of alcohol by chugging a quart of Wild Turkey.
Facebook Frolics 0
You can’t make this stuff up.
Lost in a Lost World 0
Oh, my.
Andrew James Joffe, 24, of Chuluota, called 911 in Polk county around 1:50 a.m. Thursday, saying he didn’t known his exact location, but that he was walking somewhere along Deen Still Road.
The “stolen property” in his kit included, amongst other items, a GPS device.
Via the Orlando Sentinel.