Words Fail Me category archive

According to cops, Frances Thomas, 33, was spotted by a store employee placing the Good Book in her purse while she was inside the Spartanburg store. Thomas, seen above, also allegedly pinched some cheese and socks.

The non-profit where my friend works has a library. One of the librarians there once told my friend that the library must replace more Bibles than any other book, because it was the most stolen book.

Entitled twits.

From the people who gave you the NSA.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, you can’t make this stuff up. The chutzpah staggers one.

Remember, when you point your finger, all four other fingers point back at you.

Our “intelligence community” is an oxymoron (emphasis on “moron”).

. . . when they are packing.

Addendum:

Today’s local rag has another story about big men being big.

And when Jeff Peacock and his two sons went to check on their pets (goats–ed.) Monday morning at a farm in rural Suffolk, they were all dead.

“I don’t understand,” said Peacock, owner of Farmer Frank’s Farm Market. “They were in a pen. What could they have done to deserve this?”

Peacock – a sergeant first class with the Army Reserve – said the goats appeared to have been shot in the head Saturday night, after he last checked on them.

You can’t make this stuff up.

Probation for posting.

I’ve been on a few trail rides. Most were on Quarter Horses and one was on a Tennessee Walking Horse. The most spectacular one was in Bryce Canyon National Park; we were on the plateau north of the canyon itself and could see the Yellowstone highlands off to the south.

I considered my trail rides successes, as I did not fall off the horses, not even once.

Never, though, did the wrangler need for me to saddle up on a Clydesdale.

Via my local rag, print edition.

Emphasis added:

Culpepper was arrested because she had the same first name as another woman wanted by authorities in an aggravated assault case, even though Culpepper provided officers with her driver’s license that showed she did not have the same name and was not the same age as the real suspect. She also did not have a gold tooth that police were told the real suspect had.

She called to report that her truck had been stolen and spent fifty-three days in jail awaiting trial; her suit was dismissed because the police have immunity.

No brains, just immunity.

Afterthought:

I cannot keep myself from thinking that the cops just rounded up the first black lady named “Teresa” that they saw.

After all, this happened in Georgia, where they all look alike.

Pah!

Random meanness.

Andrew Smith sure wants to know. Early Monday morning, just past 1, he heard a loud racket outside his apartment in San Francisco’s Bernal Heights, and thought nothing of it. But when a neighbor knocked on his door and told him, you-gotta-see-this: His wife’s 2009 Smart Car — all 1,808 pounds of it — was sitting on its roof.

(snip)

San Francisco was abuzz over the trail of teeny-tiny two-seaters that turned up turned on their sides — and a fourth propped up on its rear end — in two sections of the city.

Speaking of mean for the sake of mean . . .

It’s all about who you know.

If you are poor, there is no way out.

That’s just how stuff works.

Rap music has now been thoroughly co-opted.

I dare you to watch it all the way through.

(He must be doing pretty well; the store just moved into new quarters.)

Especially the stupid.

You couldn’t manage to make this stuff up.

Just go look.

Really, now.

Chad was ordered by a Juvenile Court judge to wear an electronic monitoring ankle bracelet as part of his sentence for a December arrest. Lynn, whose child-endangerment conviction was overturned on appeal last month, also was ordered to wear an ankle bracelet as a term of his release from prison.

But the Archdiocese’s responses to both court orders have been as different as night and day.

Lynn, 63, was literally taken in by the church, which paid his bail and is allowing him to live at St. William Parish in the Northeast while the District Attorney’s Office appeals to get his conviction reinstated.

Meanwhile, Chad, 16, was kicked out of West Catholic on Jan. 13 and told not to return until the ankle monitor is removed, according to him, his parents, Fred and Tiffani Baker, and his attorney.

Of course, one is a black kid accused of a minor crime and the other is a Prince of the Church accused of covering up child molesters.

Who more deserves Christian mercy is quite clear.

The snake-handling Campbell County (Tennessee–ed.) preacher whom a grand jury recently decided not to indict on charges of illegal possession of wildlife will not be getting his disease-ridden snakes back, according to the Tennessee Wildlife Resources Agency.

Nothing to add.

The police dog barked, then . . . .

Agents quickly stripped searched her and did cavity searches but found no evidence of drugs, court documents said. But the woman was transported in handcuffs to the University Medical Center of El Paso, the lawsuit said, where doctors subjected her to an observed bowel movement, a CT scan and other exams without a warrant.

Nothing was found. Then the hospital billed her $5,000.

I hope she wins her suit.

Much more at the link.

Via Thoreau.