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Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?

A. One’s a scum-sucking bottom-feeder. The other’s a fish.

It’s easy to joke about lawyers–that is, until you need one. My lawyer is a plain-talking and plain-writing straight shooter.

But not all of them all.

John Grogan, in yesterday’s Philadelphia Inquirer, discusses how lawyers succeed in making their profession and their colleagues the butt of such sarcastic humor in discussing these two cases:

  • The 18-year old boy who shot his girlfriend’s parents and fled, accompanied by his 14-year-old girlfriend.
  • The UPenn coed who–er–made love to her boyfriend while backed up to her dorm window in broad daylight with the shades open–repeatedly over several days, then complained when someone took pictures.
  • Mr. Grogan’s column is well-worth a read; click the link to see it all.

    If lawyers want to know why they are the butt of so many jokes, they might want to listen to the claptrap coming out of some of their mouths.

    The raw material is just too good to pass up.

    These presumably are smart people, so why is it they so often come off sounding so utterly dumb? Not just dumb, but ridiculously out of touch. In being zealous advocates for their clients, they can end up sounding like they just beamed in from Planet Goof.

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