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The hunt for politeness continues:

Authorities say the victim was positioned behind their decoys when another hunter spotted the decoys and fired shots. The victim quickly received medical treatment.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus to a child.

A 73-year-old was taken into custody after allegedly pointing a gun at a 13-year-old on an e-bike near a bike path along Cushing Park Road and Abitz Road in the Town of Delafield, according to Waukesha County Sheriff’s Department Lt. Nicholas Wenzel.

We are a society of stupid.

Another of those “responsible gun owners” practices politeness on the pavement.

Yet another gun that fired itself.

All I can say is that no gun of mine ever fired itself.

Apparently, one of those “responsible gun owners” lost track of his portable phallus.

On the afternoon of April 2, a D.C. police captain was at Level99 — a large entertainment center that bills itself as an adult playground with more than 50 physical and mental challenges in themed rooms — when he lost his personal weapon while playing a game, Fairfax County police said.

A teen found the weapon, thought it was a prop and pulled the trigger, investigators said. No one was shot.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

This “responsible gun owner” was packing politeness while purchasing provisions.

I will venture to suggest that, in a society that is not broken, persons don’t have a need to bring their portable phalluses to the grocery store.

But that’s just me.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” reveals her politeness, this time at a gender reveal party.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You won’t find one without the other.

Politeness on the pavement leaves collateral damage.

Two cars were driving aggressively down the street (in Laredo, Texas–ed.) when one of the drivers pulled out a gun and shot at the other vehicle, according to police.

Marquez was walking on the sidewalk and was struck by a gunshot. Police said the victim was an innocent bystander.

And thus passeth another life in the NRA’s Garden of Bleedin”.

There’s nothing quite like neighborly politeness.

And, as has so often been demonstrated, a polite society is a clean society.

Investigators determined the man and his brother were sitting at a table in a common kitchen area disassembling and reassembling firearms. During the process, the 25-year-old’s weapon discharged. The bullet struck his hand before hitting his wife in the upper torso.

Both victims were taken to a local hospital. The woman died at the hospital and her husband was treated for the wound to his hand.

One more time, in gun nut world, “clean” is a synonym for “play with,” and “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

You’ve heard of “responsible gun owners.” Meet their mentor.

A 3-year-old hunter and adult mentor last Sunday accidentally shot a 7-year-old hunter and mentor with a shotgun during Wisconsin’s youth turkey hunt.

Words fail me.

He had a pocket full of politeness.

The city said a customer was carrying a gun in their pocket when it discharged as they tried to reach for something else in the same pocket. That’s when the discharged bullet hit the ground and fragmented upon impact, hitting multiple people.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels called upon to discharge his portable phallus at a fellow driver.

We are a broken society.

And, again, one of those “responsible gun owners” feels justified in ejecting the contents of his portable phallus at another driver on the nation’s highways.

We are a broken society.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

Investigators say three young children had been sitting in a vehicle in the driveway while a parent briefly went back inside the home. During that time, a four-year-old found a loaded gun in the center console. The gun discharged, hitting the two-year-old.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus to a fellow driver.

She found politeness in a parking lot.

We are a broken society dying of lead poisoning.

Shoot first.

Find out you shot your friend later.