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Kale Fail 0

The traditional Southern way of cooking greens (spinach, turnip greens, collard greens, kale) is to put them in a pot of boiling water with a hunk of fat meat and simmer them until every nutrient has fled for its life.

I read once that the legendary restaurant critic and cookbook author Craig Claiborne*, who grew up in Mississippi, once said that, of all the greens, kale is the only one deserving of such treatment. (Unfortunately, these years later, I cannot track down an attribution.)

Me, I would rather eat dock weed.

I never have figured out a sensible reason for the recent lionization of kale. Neither, for that matter, has Charlotte Markey.


*I have worn out three copies of his New York Times Cookbook and my copy of his New York Times International Cookbook continues to exist solely because of library tape.


Irish Soda Bread 0

The Phryne Fisher mystery I’m currently (re-)reading makes frequent mention of Irish soda bread, so I decided to try my hand at baking some.

I followed this recipe, which I suspect is less than authentic, as it calls for margarine (this recipe claims to be authentic).

I deviated from the recipe in a couple of ways.

As we commonly do not buy oleo, I used butter instead, and I did not brush the loaf with a buttermilk and butter mixture. Rather, I put a dish of water in the oven and brushed the loaf with the hot water a couple of times as it baked, a trick that makes for crustier crusts.

It was quite tasty and very well received by the household. Half the loaf is already gone, and the rest might now survive tomorrow.


Tuna Souffle 0

Tuna Souffle

This is based on Craig Claiborne’s recipe for salmon souffle in his New York Times Cookbook, 1961 edition. I frankly prefer tuna to salmon in this recipe. (Claiborne is my favorite cook book writer; I’m working on wearing out my third copy of this book and my copy of his New York Times International Cookbook is held together with library tape.)

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Sauteed Leeks and Mushrooms 0

We ad libbed this recipe last night and it was very well-received, so I thought I’d share it.


  • 2 Leeks
  • 6 or 7 button mushrooms
  • 1/4 large onion or half a small onion
  • 2 or 3 cloves garlic
  • pepper and basil (and other spices as desired) to taste
  • Approx. 3 tbs. butter


      1. Wash leeks and mushrooms thoroughly. Note that sand can collect in the leaves of the leeks, so be especially attentive to them.
      2. Trim leaves and roots from leeks, then slice leeks in 1/2-3/4 inch segments.
      3. Quarter mushrooms.
      4. Chop onions.
      5. Melt butter in saucepan at medium heat, then saute onions and garlic until onions are wilted.
      6. Add spices, leeks, and mushroom; saute until done, stirring occasionally (15-20 mins.)

Serves two.

H/T Susan for coming up with the idea.


Roasty Potatoes 0

This is a simple recipe, but we’ve come to really like it, especially when served with sauteed baby bella mushrooms.

If you search the internet for this, you will find many variations, especially regarding the cooking time; recommended times range from 30 minutes to an hour. This is what we’ve found best.


Small white potatoes, 5-7 per serving, depending on their size.
Olive oil.
Herbs and spices to taste. I commonly use garlic powder, pepper, basil, rosemary, and dill.

Prepped and ready to cook
1. Wash potatoes, then roll them in olive oil until coated thoroughly.

2. Place on cookie sheet or a reasonable facsimile thereof.

3. Sprinkle with desired seasonings on both sides.

4. Cook in oven at 375 degrees for 45 minutes.

The cooked potatoes will be hot and will hold heat tenaciously. I recommend cutting them in half.


Shoo-Fly Pie 0

This is a traditional Pennsylvania Dutch desert. The name comes from the legend that, when you set the finished pie on the windowsill to cool, you must remain there shooing away the flies that swarm it.

This version comes from the Neffsville Mennonite Cookbook, which was compiled by the Women’s Missionary and Service Commission of said church, in Lancaster, Pa. There are three shoo-fly pies in the cookbook, but this one’s so good I haven’t bother to try the other two . . . .

I’ve had this cookbook for 35 or 40 years. Many years ago, when I worked for Amtrak, we held residential (meaning that the trainees stayed over for several days at the training site) training classes at various hotels in the Lancaster area, as Lancaster was central in the terms of Amtrak geography, convenient to Boston, New York, Philadelphia, Washington, and Chicago. Shoo-fly pie became one of my favorites.

When I was purchasing the frozen pie shells (making your own pie crust is not worth the effort), I mentioned that I was planning to bake shoo-fly pies. The lady behind me in the check out asked, “What’s in it?” I said, “Sugar.”

Frequently, if someone has never had it, he or she is told, “Imagine pecan pie without the pecans.” Frankly, that is a comparison of desperation, because there really isn’t anything else quite like it.

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A Diet of Worms 0


Facebook Frolics 0

Food-borne frolics.


Real Men Don’t Eat Quiche 0

They eat egg pie.

Picture of egg pie

I sort of followed this recipe, except for sauteing up some red pepper, celery, and red onion and using country ham instead of bacon and omitting the Parmesan cheese and not bothering to measure anything except for the half-and-half.


There is a quite excellent little restaurant in these parts that does indeed offer “egg pie” on the menu. It’s quiche in disguise.

They throw a great breakfast. If you are in these parts, give them a visit.

As regards measuring, the marvelous “Cajun Comic” Justin Wilson once did a cooking show. He would pour herbs and spices into his hand while saying “[some quantity] [some spice],’ then pour them into a measuring device, which showed that the quantity was accurate.

After a while, one knows what a teaspoon of something or other looks like.


Everything You Know Is Wrong* 0

The resident curmudgeon at my local rag explodes the myth of corned beef and cabbage. She recalls her time as a young foreign correspondent:

In all that time in Ireland, all those years of eating Irish food and drinking Irish drinks, I never encountered corned beef and cabbage.

Not once.

Because it’s not an Irish dish.

Regardless of what she says, we’re having this tonight.


Try the recipe.


*With apologies to the Firesign Theatre.



Julia Child:

Noncooks think it’s silly to invest two hours’ work in two minutes’ enjoyment; but if cooking is evanescent, well, so is the ballet.


Five Seed Bread 0

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I have a new podcast up at Hacker Public Radio.

It is quite well-bread.

You too can podcast at HPR. The topic need only be of interest to hackers, and everything is of interest to hackers.

H/T to Dave Morriss for fixing the typo in the shownotes.


Five Seed Bread 0

I made this today.

Loaf of Five Seed BreadIt was a complete ad lib effort inspired by a reference in the first Corinna Chapman story by Kerry Greenwood. Although there is a book of Corinna Chapman recipes available, the recipe for this “Seed Bread” is not in it; in the book, Corinna, who is a baker by trade, states that it is her secret recipe, and I reckon it is.

The book also refers to “kibbled wheat” and “kibbled oats” as part of the secret recipe. “Kibbled wheat” appears to be what in the States we refer to as cracked wheat; “kibbled oats,” steel-cut oats. I didn’t have any on hand and, frankly, I’ve never been a big one for oats, except in the form of oatmeal cookies.*

I must say, my experiment was quite successful and I look forward to trying it again. The finished product is quite savory. You can click the picture above for a larger image, in which you can see the seeds embedded in the loaf. Perhaps I’ll even give the oats and wheat a try.


  • 1 cp. warm water
  • 1 packet yeast
  • 1 1/2 cps. white flour, approx.
  • 1 1/2 cps. rye flour, approx.
  • 1 tbs. each dill seed, fennel seed, sesame seed, caraway seed, or to taste
  • 1 tsp. coriander (the reference in the story referred to coriander seed, but I didn’t have any of that, so I ad libbed)
  • 1/4 tsp. salt
  • 1/2 tsp. light brown sugar


1. Dissolve yeast in water and proof.

2 Add seeds, salt, and sugar.

3. Add white flour and stir well.

4 Add rye flour, 1/2 cup at a time, stirring after each, until dough is stiff and firm enough to knead.

5. Pour out on floured board and knead until firm and springy. If the dough feels a little sticky, knead in additional flour as needed.

6. Pour a bit of olive oil into a bowl and coat dough with the olive oil, then cover and allow to rise (approx. 1 1/2 hours, depending on heat and humidity).

7. When dough has approximately doubled in size, shape into a loaf and place in loaf pan or on cookie sheet and allow to rise for approximately 20 mins.

8. Place in oven preheated to 400 Fahrenheits and bake until a knife inserted into it comes out clean (approx. 30 mins.). If you wish a crustier loaf, place a pan of hot water in the oven and, after the bread has started to cook, brush the top of the loaf with water a couple of times, say, at the 10 and 20 minute marks.

Makes one loaf.


*I have the same feelings about oats as Dennis the Menace once expressed about carrot cake when he said, “Nothing this good could come from carrots.”


Chicken Piccata 0

Almost every recipe that calls for veal can be made with chicken. This is a quick and easy recipe that turns out a special dish.


1 chicken breast, skinned and boned (you can also use thighs or, as we called them where I grew up, “short joints”)
1 cp. flour, approx.
herbs and spices to taste
1/2 stick butter
Juice of 1/2 lemon
1 tbs. capers or more to taste*


1. Mix flour with herbs and spices. I commonly use pepper, tarragon, poultry seasoning, basil, garlic powder, and a bit of rosemary.

2. Slice meat into strips no more than 1/4″ thick.

3. Dredge meat in flour mixture until it is thoroughly coated.

4. Melt butter in skillet over medium heat.

5. Saute meat in skillet, turning as needed, in a single layer until golden brown. If you have more than will fit at once, place done pieces in a serving dish and keep in oven heated to about 200 Fahrenheits.

6. Once all the chicken is done and removed from the skillet, add lemon juice to the skillet and mix. (If necessary, melt more butter in the skillet before adding the lemon juice.) Stir the mixture, using a whisk or fork to loosen any bits of meat sticking to the pan.

7. Add capers.

8. Pour sauce over chicken and serve immediately.

Serves two.

*Classic piccata recipes do not necessarily call for capers; they should.

The first veal piccata I had was in a long-gone Italian restaurant in Center City Philadelphia near my hotel at 18th and Market. It contained capers and I loved it. The next time I ordered veal piccata was in a different Italian restaurant on another business trip. It contained no capers and was quite boring.


Shirred Eggs 2

shirred eggs on plateThis is a little breakfast recipe that’s elegant in its simplicity. It’s my spin on a recipe from the Nero Wolf Cookbook.


  • 2 link sausages
  • 2 eggs
  • butter
  • spices (salt, pepper, paprika, tarragon, chives to taste)


1, Brown sausages in skillet, then drain on a paper towel.

2. Generously butter a shirred egg dish (I use a six-inch cast iron skillet inherited from my mother).

3. Sprinkle with pepper and other spices of choice.

4. Bake 15 minutes in oven preheated to 350 Fahrenheits.

5. Gently slide out of baking dish and serve.

Serves one.

Serving Suggestion:

Serve over cheese toast, that is, toast topped with melted cheese.


Irish Soda Bread 0

Soda Bread

This is a CC-SA image from the internet. We started eating before I thought of a picture.

I recently made my first loaf of Irish soda bread. We liked it so much I then made a second loaf.

What distinguishes soda bread from other breads is that baking soda, not baking powder or yeast, is the rising agent. No rising time is required before baking.

There are dozens of recipes across the innerwebs, some very simple, some not so much. Here’s the one I made yesterday, adapted and simplified from this one, which has a silly reliance on electrical appliances so as to seem much more complex than it is.


  • 2 cps. white flour
  • 2 cps. white whole wheat flour
  • 1/8 cp. maple syrup (I’m guessing here. I used my mother’s old measuring standard: “one pour.”)
  • 1 tbs. baking soda (Again, I used “one pour.”)
  • 1/2 stick butter, softened and cut into pats
  • 1 3/4 cps. cultured buttermilk, approx. (read the label, make sure it’s “cultured” and not ersatz)
  • 1 egg


1. Combine dry ingredients in a mixing bowl and mix.

2. Cut in butter until it is thoroughly mixed in.

3. Add egg to buttermilk and beat slightly with a fork or whisk.

4. Stir buttermilk mixture into dry ingredients a bit at a time. (Note: The dough will not mix up into a nice spongy ball like a yeast dough. Rather, it will be wet and a bit sticky. Coat your hands with flour before handling it. Be ready to add a little more flour or buttermilk if needed to produce the required consistency.)

4, As soon as it sticks together, dump it out on a floured board and knead until it consents to holding itself in shape of a loaf, about four or five times. The loaf will be craggy, not smooth like a yeast bread.

6. Place on a greased cookie sheet and bake in an oven preheated to 375 Fahrenheits for approximately 50 minutes or until a knife inserted in it comes out clean.


Eggs in Aspic 0

Picture of boiled eggs, halved, in aspic

Many years ago, when I bought my first copy of Craig Claiborne’s New York Times Cookbook (I think I’ve worn out two of them and am on my third), I was intrigued by the picture early in the book on page 26 of eggs in aspic.

I finally made them this weekend.

You can watch your Iron Chefs and Food Networks all you want. I prefer cooking to watching others cook.

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For Your Listening Pleasure 0

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I have another podcast up at Hacker Public Radio.

Now it’s your turn.


Hungarian Spiced Stir-Fry Bean Curd* and Vegetables 0


Univer Red Gold Mild Paprika Sauce1 14-oz. pkg. extra firm bean curd, cut into small pieces (approx. 1/2-3/4 inch)
4 oz. (approx.) snow peas, stringed
8 medium mushrooms, quartered
1 stalk celery, sliced (no, not lengthwise)
1 Bell pepper, coarsely chopped (approx. 1/4-1/2 inch)
4 scallions, chopped
Spices of choice to taste. I used approximately

  • 1 tbs. ground ginger
  • 2 tsp. garlic powder (I was out of fresh garlic, or I’d have minced some up)
  • 1 tsp. basil
  • 2 tbs. Red Gold Hungarian mild paprika sauce, available from Otto’s Hungarian Deli
  • 2 tsp. pepper, freshly ground preferable


1. Prepare ingredients. Placing them separately in little bowls or saucers makes adding them easier, as they are not added all at once. They will be added in a sequence from slowest to fastest to cook.

2. Hear wok or skillet over medium heat until drops of water quickly bead up and evaporate. Add oil (use an oil that is tolerant of higher cooking temperatures, such as grapeseed or rapeseed–er–canola oil).

3. Add one-third or one-half the spices (see the note in item 4.) and allow to cook for a few seconds while stirring.

4. Add bean curd (note: do not add more than will form just one layer–you may to cook it in shifts). Cook until it starts to brown, then reserve it in a warm oven. Repeat as necessary to finish all the bean curd, refreshing the oil and spices before cooking the each batch.

5. Once the bean curd is done and reserved, refresh the oil and spices, then add the scallions, stirring them for three or four minutes.

6. Add the pepper and celery and cook for three or four minutes.

7. Repeat for the mushrooms, then for the snow peas.

8. Add the bean curd and cook, stirring, until it’s thoroughly reheated. Serve over rice.

Serves four.


*Tofu is nothing more than social-climbing bean curd.


Cheesy Cauliflower Casserole 0

This is a good dish for the holidays. It’s simple and easy and it can be prepared ahead of time and baked when the big dinner arrives.


Hungarian Red Gold Paprika Sauce

For the white sauce:

  • 1 cup milk
  • 2 tbs. butter
  • 1 cup flour


      1. Wash cauliflower, then core it and remove outer leaves.
      2. Steam cauliflower until tender (approx. 10 mins.); allow to cool.
      3. Lightly oil 9″ x 6″ (or equivalent) casserole dish.
      4. Break cauliflower into florets and place in dish (This is much easier to do after steaming than before)
      5. Pour sauce (see below) over cauliflower; stir gently to promote coverage.
      6. Sprinkle remaining cheese and bread crumbs on top.
      7. Bake approximately 30 mins. at 350 degrees F.

Sauce (this starts with a basic white sauce and then gets interesting–if you can make a white sauce, you can reach the Acme of cooking: be popular; fool your friends):

      1. Melt butter in sauce pan, add flour, and saute until flower just starts to brown.
      2. Meanwhile bring milk to boil in second sauce pan. Just when the milk starts to boil (it will start to rise up like a volcano erupting), pour milk all at once into flour mixture, stirring rapidly with a whisk. (This is the tricky part: if you pour the milk before it reaches full boil, the sauce will not thicken; too late, and you have to clean the stove.)
      3. Stir rapidly until mixture thickens all at once.
      4. Add 1/2 cup cheese and other seasonings; stir gently until blended.

Serves six.