Maybe I’ll Be Sending the Next Mortgage Check Overseas 1
The pirates would buy Citigroup with new debt and their existing cash stockpiles, earned most recently from hijacking numerous ships, including most recently a $200 million Saudi Arabian oil tanker. The Somali pirates are offering up to $0.10 per share for Citigroup, pirate spokesman Sugule Ali said earlier today. The negotiations have entered the final stage, Ali said.
“You may not like our price, but we are not in the business of paying for things. Be happy we are in the mood to offer the shareholders anything,” said Ali.
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November 22, 2008 at 10:46 am
Hello Frank!
I might be in the same boat (ahem) as you. The thing to try to figure is if you get to send in your mortgage payments in Somali dollars, which might be One Sweet Deal.