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March, 2009 archive

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From FactCheck dot org:

Some Republicans have been quick to blame Democratic Sen. Chris Dodd of Connecticut for allowing big bonus payments to AIG executives. They get the facts backward.

The public record shows Dodd authored an amendment that would have prevented “any bonus” being paid to top executives of firms getting bailout money. It was the White House and the Treasury Department that insisted Dodd’s amendment be watered down to apply only to bonuses paid under agreements signed in the past five weeks. Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner has taken public responsibility for that.

We lay out the full story in our Analysis sectiom.

(Yeah, I know the category for the post is a redundancy.)

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All the Answers 2

With the GOP Problem Solver.

Just type in your problem and click “Solve.”

Via Delaware Liberal.

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Bloomberg (emphasis added):

A credit freeze at the center of the worst financial crisis in seven decades, the highest unemployment rate since 1983, and slumps in manufacturing and housing are forcing policy makers to accelerate efforts to stabilize the economy. The Fed yesterday left its main interest rate within a record-low range and said it will buy $300 billion in Treasuries, plus more mortgage and agency debt, in a bid to end the recession.

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Initial claims for jobless benefits surged last month and through the week ended March 7, topping 600,000 each week. Today the Labor Department said the number of Americans collecting jobless benefits swelled to a record 5.47 million in the first week of March, indicating that former employees are unable to find new work as companies continue to cut costs.

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The Sunday Breakfast Mission is overwhelmed by ReagoBushonomics (emphasis added):

The emergency shelter holds 20 adults and a handful of children, depending on their ages. There are transitional apartments for families headed by single mothers, and housing for families moving into their own homes. And there are plans for a six-unit apartment building, though it’ll be another year before ground is even broken.

But that capacity is far outstripped by the need. In January and February alone, the shelter had to turn away 103 men, 76 women and 73 children — more people than went through its doors in all of 2008.

It’s the only shelter in Sussex County that accepts children, said Program Director Michele Stewart.

The office gets 15 to 20 calls a day, and most get the same answer.

“We don’t have space,” Morole says flatly, and sadly. “The way the economy has turned, it has increased. The kind of help people want has changed.”

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Bullish on beer. From MarketWatch:

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The Bastardization of Discourse 0

Glomarization mounts a protest against action based on ignorance.

Aside: As her post implies, folks who do not understand what happened then cannot get it right now.

It’s called “history.”

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Mythbuster 1

At the company’s 18th annual shareholder meeting in Seattle on Wednesday, the chief executive (of Starbucks–ed.) told shareholders he aims to knock down the “myth” that Starbucks coffee costs $4 a cup. Schultz also insisted the company is well aware of the impact that lost jobs and foreclosures are having on its customers. Listen to analysis of McDonald’s and Starbucks’ performance during the recession.

“We’ve become the poster child for excess. … We are going to dispel this myth about a $4 cup of coffee,” Schultz said near the end of his 70-minute presentation to shareholders. In fact, he added, most of the company’s beverages retail for less than $4.

How about the truth that it attains mediocrity as a standard?

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I’m starting to regret that at one time I was a Dodd guy because of his stand on Bushie spying on American citizens.

Addendum:

Delaware Liberal has information that seems to indicate Dodd was set up.

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“Won’t you try . . . ?”

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“Mistakes Were Made” 1

AIG’s Edward Liddy mealy-mouths at the Guardian.

Doesn’t any suit have the guts to say, “We (or ‘I’) screwed up,” instead of the holy-moly-we-were-somehow-innocent-victims-of-some-faceless-entity formulation, “Mistakes were made”?

Try saying “mistakes were made” to the traffic cop the next time one pulls you over and asks, “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

Rarely do we seem to see someone in public life who takes responsibility.

Not just idiots. Irresponsible self-excusing idiots powerless to stop the sweeping forces of incompetence and destruction which they unleash.

Barney Frank calls out the crapola (via TPM):

Furrfu.

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Skippy analyzes the Villagers, whom he defines as

the coterie of Washington insider journalists and pundidiots who support and protect one another and support and protect the politicians and personalities they cover, often to the detriment of the people who go to them for news and information.

The Villagers are the keepers of what Duncan refers to as “Broderism.”

Further on in the post, he remembers when NBC News asked him and other bloggers to a “summit”:

First, throughout last year’s presidential election campaign, reporters fawned all over John McCain like they were in love, replaying again and again the Village script that McCain was a maverick, ignoring how McCain had voted with Bush time and again on an agenda that was disastrous for the United States, and mentioning, frequently, how McCain had thrown a barbecue for the press. The barbecue: that’s the key.

Second, though my recollection is a teensy bit fuzzy, rendering the precise quote perhaps off by a few words, the gist is accurate, so I recall for you a quote from a book I used to own. If I get the time, I’ll see if I can find someone with a copy of the book and look it up. The book in question is David Halberstam’s “The Summer of ’49”, which describes the 1949 American League pennant race between the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox. At one point Halberstam quotes Joe DiMaggio as he expresses his disgust with sports writers. “Look at ’em, ” DiMaggio says contemptuously, “I can buy any one of them for a five dollar steak and a bottle of wine,” meaning he could take a reporter to dinner and that’s all it would take to get that reported (sic) on his side. A five dollar steak and a bottle of wine. Feed them a meal.

That’s what the shrimp was about. That’s why NBC thought we would all be bought off and become their BFFs, because if you put a shrimp platter out for the NBC news crew, you buy them forever and they become your BFFs. When those disparate stories converged in my mind, I understood how you can own the Villagers: buy them dinner. That’s all you have to do. Buy them dinner. They are as cheaply bought as that.

I jokingly said to someone yesterday at DL that “I have always wanted to be an Authorized Personnel.”

The Villagers consider themselves “Authorized Personnel,” for the rest of us cannot be admitted through the doors they freely enter.

Now, I have been an “Authorized Personnel” allowed to walk through the door bearing the sign, “Authorized Personnel Only.”

The Villagers revel in their “Authorized” status and forget that “Authorized Personnel” is nothing more than a fancy word for “employees.”

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By Mad Kane:

Dear boss, where’s my bonus and raise?
I expect lots of cash — no delays.
Though my work surely sucks,
I deserve all those bucks.
Ain’t it great that incompetence pays?

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“Pretty Please” 6

American International Group Inc. Chief Executive Officer Edward Liddy asked employees paid bonuses exceeding $100,000 to repay half, responding to public anger over $165 million in retention pay after a taxpayer-funded bailout.

Liddy said he would never have approved the compensation contracts, which were signed before he took over last year, and he’s asked employees to “do the right thing” on their bonuses.

As I heard someone point out in a podcast I listened to today, it is not uncommon for companies in trouble to approach creditors and ask to have debt obligations renegotiated. (Go to the website and search for March 17, 2009–it’s Hour Two–or listen here (MP3).

And it is certainly not uncommon for Repulsicans to demand that working persons give up their rights.

So why is it so difficult for overpaid slugs who have helped destroy the world economy to give up a few millions of their bonuses?

Oh.

Yeah.

I forget. They are rich (or will be after they get their bonuses).

They are therefore virtuous.

Aside: Office building. For sale. Cheap. Suitable for Masters of the Universe, their heirs, and pretenders.

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“What Happened to the Guy Who Talked about Shopping” 0

Via Andrew Sullivan.

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John Cole surveys a new batch.

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The other weekend, I was in a hotel while taking care of some business down at the farm. It was one of those hotels with a complimentary breakfast–you know, cereal dispensed from fruit juice dispensers, cold boiled eggs, and pseudo-bagels.

(I say “pseudo-bagels” because they were cinnamon-raisin bagels. Cinnamon-raisin “bagels” are not bagels. They are cookies.)

The news was on (I didn’t even know that the Today Show had osmosed to Saturday mornings!) discussing the Wall Street Wankers. The subject matter broke down the usual quiet of such breakfast rooms, where the guests tend to murmur apologies to each other for being in the way at the coffee pot, eat in silence, read the MacDonalds of newspapers USA Today, or converse quietly with their families or traveling parties at their tables.

The eight or ten guests were talking loudly and enthusiastically amongst themselves, discussing the news and offering theories.

Then one comment brought the diners to agreement:

The whole damn lot of them would look good in orange.

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This just gets more surreal (emphasis added):

AIG, which has taken taxpayer funded bailouts totaling $173 billion, has also budgeted $57 million in “retention” pay for employees who will be dismissed, according to a March 2 filing to the Securities and Exchange Commission.

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Off To Drink Liberally 0

Later, Dudes.

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