Reducto ad Absurdum ad Absurdum 0
Dick Polman:
Why this country is barely governable, chapter 30,000:
What follows is real. President Obama is having a beer tonight with Henry Louis Gates Jr. and Sgt. James Crowley. But a flap has developed over what kind of beer should be served. Gates wants to drink Red Stripe. Crowley wants to drink Blue Moon. Obama intends to drink Bud Light. But one domestic beer-maker is upset with Obama because Bud Light’s corporate parent is not based in America (nor are the makers of Red Stripe or Blue Moon), and therefore insists that Obama should be serving something that’s all-American, like Sam Adams. What a quandary!
Personally, I don’t think that any domestic beer should be served until each and every brewery worker produces an American birth certificate.
