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May, 2010 archive

Spill Here, Spill Now 0

Funny or Die shows what BP executives might say if the PR department didn’t keep them under wraps.

Meanwhile, Andy Borowitz thinks that the “junk shot” can be improved:

“We’ve tried containment domes, rubber tires, and even golf balls,” said William Cathermeyer of the National Oil Leakage Institute, a leading consultancy in the field of oil leaks. “Now it’s time to shove some BP executives down there and hope for the best.”

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Michael Tomasky in the Guardian echoes what I said yesterday about there being no federal apparatus for taking over attempts to contain the BP’s wild well. (Note: His statement in the third paragraph of the excerpt is mistaken; there certainly have been other spills and accidents and even a blowout or two, but not in this scale):

This is different from the Katrina situation. There we had an agency, or a couple of them, whose precise jobs were to build the walls that would prevent that from happening, since everyone who studied the situation knew that New Orleans was a catastrophe waiting to happen, and to map the flood plane and set up the rescue systems to get people out of same.

In other words, with Katrina, we had a system in place to prevent it, and it failed. Here, we didn’t even have a system in place.

Why not? I don’t know the history, but I would guess that having such a system in place was deemed too expensive, and the risk of disaster too low. It is worth remembering that there are 15,000 extant offshore oil operations around the shores of the US, and there’s never been an accident until this one.

If we want such an agency, then fine, let’s spend the money and employ the manpower and buy the equipment necessary.

(snip)

That said, Obama has a failure here. It’s not as a manager but as, what shall I call it, emoter-in-chief, often more important. As he has in previous instances as president, he has failed in grasping and expressing the basic outrage of the average person.

As John Cole says (read the whole post),

I hear screams to “take over” the operations from BP. And do what? Is there some secret naval division that handles deep-sea drilling that we have not deployed? Does the government have some elite unit with better equipment than BP? I’m as pissed at them as anyone and want the government to make them pay for every penny of the clean-up, but I have to believe that all the people with experience fighting these things and all the equipment to deal with this sort of thing is already there with BP. And that if we “took over” from BP, it would still be the same people.

Certainly, there is reason for anger and there are nits to pick with Obama and the administration’s reaction, but this spill results from the incompetence of the drillers compounded by Bushie deregulation. Furthermore, any action must be within the law and within the possible.

We have just had an administration that disregarded the law and ignored the possible. We don’t need another.

Taking the anger out on Mr. Obama may satisfy emotionally–anger with a target always satisfies more than anger without one (that’s why wingnuts prefer to make personal attacks)–but it is blaming the crossing guard for being in the path of the runaway truck.

The last crossing guard caused the runaway. Blaming the new one may provide catharsis, but it doesn’t stop the truck.

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Corporatism 0

Will Bunch:

. . . seeing the rights of corporations and looking past the individuals is what the modern conservative movement — libertarian or not — is largely all about.

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QOTD 0

Teddy Roosevelt, from the Quotemaster:

A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car, but if he has a university education he may steal the whole railroad.

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Picture. 10,000 Words. 0

Deficit Thinking

Via the New Sense.

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Wankers of the Day 0

Fox News.

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There’s a Reason I Gave Up Reading Charles Krauthammer 0

I got tired of his perpetual invocation of the phallus as a diplomatic strategy.

Funny how wingnut diplomacy always involves wanting to beat people up.

When they were teenagers, they were always the ones who squealed off from stop lights. It was a form of compensation.

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Associations 0

Attracting questionable company.

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Spill Here, Spill Now, Three Weeks Too Late Dept. (Updated) 3

Oil firm BP may be “pushed out of the way” if it fails to perform in the Gulf of Mexico oil disaster clean-up, a top US official has warned.

Interior Secretary Ken Salazar said the British company had missed “deadline after deadline” in its efforts to seal a blown-out oil well.

I cannot join those criticizing the federal government harshly for not moving in this direction sooner; the government made the mistake of assuming that an oil company knew something about wild oil wells and would act in good faith in so serious a situation.

Silly government. Tricks are for oilsters.

Furthermore, much of the sincere criticism, as differentiated from the political theatrics, seems to assume that the government has a battalion of oil well operating engineers it can scramble like a fighter squadron for one of those “surgical strikes” (which always turn out not to be all that surgical when the full story comes out). I don’t think that “roughneck” is a civil service job category.

Criticize, yes, me do that thing; harshly, no. I wish President Obama and his staff had realized sooner that BP was blowing (blowing out?) smoke and waving mirrors. Looking back we can see that BP clearly had no idea what to do or even what was going on there down under the sea. Hindsight 20/20 and all that.

We do not have a President Criswell.

Addendum:

Zandar.

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Word Fray 0

Sam Allis counts linguistic casualties in the Boston Globe. A nugget:

So I’m saddened to report “unfriend’’ was named Word of the Year in 2009 by the New Oxford American Dictionary. That simply can’t be, you say, until you realize that words make it into dictionaries based on how many people use them. If enough do, they’re suddenly legit. How else could you explain two finalists — “deleb’’ and “tramp stamp’’? “Deleb’’ means “dead celebrity,’’ while “tramp stamp’’ is “a tattoo on the lower back, usually on a woman.’’

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Have Oily Cake, Eat It Too 0

Naftali Bendavid on criticism of the government’s response to BP’s wild well:

“People don’t want government to do anything at all until there’s a crisis, and then they want it to be doing everything.”

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Travesty Afloat 0

Philadelphia seems to be the new graveyard of the Atlantic.

First it was the S. S. United States. Now it looks as if the U. S. S. Olympia may be allowed to sink.

Now the Olympia – the last surviving vessel from that 1898 conflict – could face an ignoble end as an artificial reef off Cape May if a new benefactor cannot be found.

The Independence Seaport Museum and the Navy have already checked with officials of New Jersey’s Artificial Reef Program on the possibility of sinking the ship, once a source of national pride.

The museum does not have a stellar history, having served as a playground and piggy bank for an earlier museum president.

I posted some pictures of the Olympia last fall.

I remember touring the Olympia with my younger daughter shortly after I moved to the Philly area in 1983. It is one-of-a-kind and a true historical treasure.

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The Fee Hand of the Market, Union Yes Dept. 0

On the way down the road, I stopped at a convenience store to pick up a soda (pop if you are west of the Mississippi) and a newspaper. The store was not a corporate outlet, but one of the gas company travelmart franchise type thingees.

The clerk was a very pleasant young lady (and by young I mean she looked high school age) who helped me find where they hid the paper I was looking for. When we got back to the checkout, she noticed her time slip lying on the counter and mentioned that she was working clocked out. Though speaking lightly, she was clearly disturbed.

I said, “You mean you aren’t being paid?”

She said, “No, we’ve been so busy the manager has been holding me over after I clock out. This is the third time since Wednesday.”

I said, “That’s illegal. Call your Congressman and find out where to report it.” We talked a little more, but that was the substance of the conversation.

We need regulations (and unions), because, left unregulated, American business will even take advantage of children to pad its pockets.

(Her Congressman is, unfortunately, a Republican in the pocket of big business, but that’s another story.)

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Walled Orchards 0

mistermix has an excellent post at Balloon Juice comparing Apple and Google in their approaches to world domination.

He’s not necessarily a big fan of either one and sets out his reasons quite clearly, but his post is especially notable for its excellent description of Apple’s walled orchard.

The walled orchard is one reason I shall never purchase an apple that I can’t find in the produce department at my local Farm Fresh. I refuse to feed the beast.

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Stray Question 0

I have never seen an episode of Lost.

Why do I not feel deprived?

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QOTD 0

P. J. O’Rourke from the Quotemaster:

Majority rule is a precious, sacred thing worth dying for. But – like other precious, sacred things, such as the home and the family – it’s not only worth dying for; it can make you wish you were dead. Imagine if all of life were determined by majority rule. Every meal would be a pizza. Every pair of pants, even those in a Brooks Brothers suit, would be stonewashed denim. Celebrity diet and exercise books would be the only thing on the shelves at the library. And – since women are a majority of the population – we’d all be married to Mel Gibson.

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Rand Expectations 0

Some time ago, a fellow named George Fitzhugh wrote a book called Cannibals All, which purported to prove that black folks were suited only to be slaves. It was, by the standards of its time, a “scientific” and “intellectual” response to the abolitionist movement. It attempted to cast a cloak of rationality over chattel slavery. (Somewhere I have a copy; I bought it when I was doing grad work in Southern history. I’ve never worked up the nerve actually to read it.)

Such an argument is no longer socially permissible in American society.

So new arguments are necessary.

Rachel Maddow deconstructs how Libertarianism excuses racist behavior. It’s 11 minutes. It is worth every one of them.

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

Via the Richmonder, which points out

. . . the key distinction is between speech and conduct. If you want to say “I don’t like Black people,” then the 1st Amendment to the U.S Constitution protects your right to do so. But if you want to run a business that serves the public, you are out of luck: you can’t discriminate between who you serve based on race. Sorry, but that’s the deal: if you serve the public, then you have to serve the whole public.

Libertarianism addresses many more issues that racism, but its arguments that would excuse racist conduct expose it for what it is: intellectual three-card monte.

It is quite clever. So is three-card monte.

It is also, like three-card monte, dishonest.

I suspect that it deceives its proponents more than it deceives anyone else. It allows them to pretend to themselves that they are Deep Thinkers who Take Political Theory Seriously, when, in fact, they are traditional American rightwing whackjobs dressing their whackjobbery in Sunday go-to-meeting clothes.

Rand Paul has done a service by most unwilling and unwittingly demonstrating this.

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Stupid Car Tricks, SMS Dept. 0

A woman who said she was attempting to send a text message while she was driving struck a guardrail and a residence on Holland Road on Wednesday.

She smashed it good. Picture at the link.

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Spill Here, Spill Now, in Real Time (Updated) 0

The wild well, on its way to our part of the world:

Watch live streaming video from wkrg_oil_spill at livestream.com

Via Bob Cesca.

Addendum:

The embed was working; I tested it both at Bob Cesca’s Awesome Blog and here.

I suspect UStream’s servers got overloaded.

Look at it, if only for a moment. It is most depressing.

BP=Bumbling Phools.

Addendum-dee-dum-dum:

Video moved to Livestream. New embed linked.

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“Ask a Republican” 0

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