From Pine View Farm

“I Never Saw a Purple Cow . . . .” 2

From the Inky:

On Sunday, he recalled, “my wife said, ‘You’re not going to believe it, but I saw a purple squirrel in the yard.’ So I put out a trap with a couple of peanuts inside.”

Before long, the squirrel came back and found itself trapped.

“Even the inside of its ears were purple,” Percy Emert said Thursday.

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2 comments

  1. George

    February 10, 2012 at 12:24 pm

    Hmm. There’s a PA Superfund site there, formerly a chemical company that did dyes. I don’t suppose squirrels pay much attention to warning signs.

     
  2. Frank

    February 10, 2012 at 1:00 pm

    [chuckle]  I notice this is in the town of “Jersey Shore, Pa.”  Maybe it’s a guido or guidette with died fur.