From Pine View Farm

September, 2019 archive

“Take ’em Up on It” 0

Shannon Green offers a “can’t fail” strategy for promoting sane gun laws.

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Alabama Bind, Reprise 0

Josh Marshall remarks on the strange case of the Trumpled science.

Words fail me.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Treasure those polite fuelings . . . .

A man was hurt Monday evening in an accidental shooting at the Kroger gas station in the 2600 block of 5th Avenue, Huntington Police say.

The incident happened around 5:30 p.m. when the man dropped his gun, shooting himself in the chest.

Afterthought:

Was he playing quick draw with the gas pump or what?

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“Let Your Light So Decline . . . .” 0

Little girl in cage to Lady Liberty in cage:  What was your crime.  Lady Liberty replies,

In related news . . . .

Image via Job’s Anger.

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Delusions of Dynasty 0

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How Stuff Works, Know the Scoring Dept. 0

I stumbled over an enlightening column about how credit scores work.

I commend it to your attention.

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QOTD 0

Willard Huntington Wright, under the pseudonym of S. S. van Dine, in the voice of Philo Vance:

Logic is the most perfect artificial means of arriving at a false conclusion.

van Dine, S. S., The Garden Murder Case, in a double volume
with The Kidnap Murder Case, (London: Leonaur, 2010), p. 62.

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And Now for a Change of Pace 0

We were lucky enough to see her perform with the VSO recently.

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The Rose Is Off the Bloom 0

Joe Patrice reports.

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The Pusher Men 0

The Sacklers want to keep their sacks.

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

The hunt for politeness continues apace, or is that “a piece.”

According to the Dunn County Sheriff’s Office, a 60-year man was shot while bird hunting at a game farm in the town of Red Cedar.

A member of the hunting party reportedly rested a shotgun on a bush to tend to a dog, when the gun fell over and went off.

Musical NotesGuns and stupid, guns and stupid,
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you, brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

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All That Was Old Is New Again 0

Sam posits that American conservatism has devolved into a mix of greed and racism, then discusses how it intertwines with gunnuttery.

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The Art of the Con 0

Donald Trump goes Deutsche.

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How Stuff Works, Your Elected Representative Incongruously Assembled Dept. 0

Citizen:  Thank you, Senator, for hearing me out on these issues.  I know I'm just an average citizen.  Senator:  Don't be silly.  I'll do everything I can to help.  Citizen:  So you'll voter for the bill?  Senator:  Ohhh, love to, but some big industries might get a tad bit angry.  Citizen:  But you'd be doing the right thing.  Senator:  Yeah, but they give me moola.  Citizen:  So?  Senator:  So without it, I can't win reelection.  Citizen:  But who cares about reelection.  Senator:  I do.  Citizen:  But if you didn't, you could do the right thing?  Senator:  Yes.  Citizen:  No.  Citizen:  Because this is all about you.  Senator:  BINGO!  It's always exciting when you commoners figure out government.  (Final Frame)  Goat:  Since when does an average person get a meeting with a Senator?  Rat:  Yeah, it's much too hopeful.  Pig:

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QOTD 0

Branch Rickey:”

Luck is the residue of design.

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Alabama Bind 0

PoliticalProf.

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Gun-Splaining* 0

The pretzel logic of gun nuts justifying possession of portable phalluses weapons of mass shooting as a Constitutional right does from time to time positively amaze.

For example.

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I think I first heard this phrase on The Bob Cesca Show.

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Direct(ion) Action 0

Donald Trump sitting at a desk behind sign that used to read,

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The History We Want vs. the History We Have 0

Sam Osherson mediates of the gap between history and reality in the tales (white) Americans tell themselves about American history. Here’s a bit:

If you grew up like me, you likely learned that the US was founded on basic truths having to do with cultural narratives of equality, freedom, and progress. Hard work and persistence leads to success. Merit is rewarded. The American story is one of triumphant progress towards the good.

Yet if you’ve been paying attention lately, there’s been some disturbing news. Professor Jill Lepore’s recent history of the United States, These Truths, for example, is organized around our country’s involvement with slavery from before we were even the United States, a “deep and dark” relationship, in which Jefferson, Madison, and George Washington owned slaves even while they wrote in the Declaration of Independence that “all men are created equal” and have an inalienable right to “life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.”

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“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

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