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“It’s Not Easy Being Green” 0

A little while ago, Tucker Carlson aired his sorrow that Mars has changed the look if the green M&M in its commercials to be “less sexy.”

A former green M&M (that is, a woman who performed as a green M&M in on-street ad campaigns) explains why she favors the change. A snippet:

While wearing my foam go-go boots and shimmying in my Green shell I heard a steady stream of skeevy quips “You can melt in my hand and my mouth,” or the ever-charming “I like the green ones. They’re supposed to make you horny.”

It would not shock me if Carlson is out on 42nd Street right now pawing some former coworker of mine trying to get one last grope in before it’s too late.

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