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Bill Shein. A nugget:
QUESTION: When I opened the box, I found my new iPad was wrapped in a black turtleneck. Why?
ANSWER: The black turtleneck is the official symbol of our iLord and iMaster, Steve Jobs, praised be He. Every iPad comes lovingly wrapped in a turtleneck that has been Blessed by Steve™ at no additional charge. As you may have heard, five of these shirts were once worn by Steve. If you get one – which will smell strongly of pure genius – you’ll win a tour of Apple’s secret design studio. During your visit, you’ll learn about upcoming products like the Everlasting GatesStopper and the iHuxley, the perfect device for our brave new world of permanent distraction.
April 9, 2010 at 12:58 pm
ICK!!!!!
1. I don’t want/have any need of an ipad, even if I wanted to spend that much on something.
2. I don’t even wear my own clothes dirty & barely touch Chris’. I would no more touch someone else’s than I would fly. And that ain’t happenin’!