The Trumper Theory 0
Rex Huppke sounds the alarm.
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but I have uncovered something terrifying.
The Trump International Hotel & Tower in Chicago may be more than just an innocent monument to opulence. I have reason to believe that under the leadership of a former British spy, the mirrored skyscraper is being used to breed a race of warrior rhinoceroses that Donald Trump will use to take over the world.
I know this is hard to believe, but you must listen to me. I have done the research and found conclusive evidence that Trump Tower is a Trojan horse, and I’m prepared to tell the story that the Trump-stream media do not want you to hear.
Follow the link. I can’t think of a wisecrack that does his logic justice.
