“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
Mourn your losses, politely.
The police claim he shot his pet snake and have charged him with cruelty to animals, but he says that the snake died a natural death.
Ericcson said the snake was his pet for about 17 years. “I’ve had that snake since he was so small he could just wrap around your wrist,” he said. “Me and my wife can’t have kids, so the animals are our kids.”
Ericcson claimed he was so distraught over the snake’s death, he shot up the large cabinet that contained his Dale Earnhardt collection.
Words fail me.