Republican Economics 0
Steve Shepard has found the rules for Republican Musical Chairs. After summarizing the rules for musical chairs, explaining how, at the end of each round, one child is left standing, he gets to the Republican variants.
We’ll pick up the story there.
As you can see, one child misses out each round until one wins.
Republicans would say the standing child was too lazy, too unmotivated, too reliant on their parents for food and clothing, therefore deserving of this ouster.
Sen. Rand Paul goes a step further. He believes that after two rounds of playing, all chairs should be removed and the children should be left on their own to go into the woods, ax and hammer in hand, to build their own chairs.
