Don’t Do This at Home 0
Second prize went to the warning label on a kitchen knife: “Never try to catch a falling knife.”
Third prize went to a cocktail napkin decorated with a map of the seacoast of Hilton Head, S.C., and a warning: “Caution: Not to be used for navigation.”
Among the honorable mentions was the warning on a bottle of dried bobcat urine used to keep rodents away from garden plants: “Not for human consumption.”
My favorite was at the local Mobil, on the gasoline pump: “Do not drink the gasoline.”
