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Facebook Frolics: Running out of Timeline Dept. 0

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Jeff Gelles thinks that persons who bought into the Facebook IPO were blinded by the hype. A nugget:

Facebook’s prospectus, filed with the Securities and Exchange Commission in February and amended several times since, gave detailed warnings about some of the risks that could undermine the company’s ambition “to make the world more open and connected” and to profit handsomely as a result.

For example, the prospectus warned repeatedly that Facebook was seeing a shift among users to mobile apps – 488 million of its monthly active users connected through mobile devices sometime in March, it said.

(snip)

So how was that IPO share price determined? In theory, it was based on factors such as the company’s so-called enterprise value, and complex models estimating the worth today of tomorrow’s profits.

But experts say that a sizable part of the calculation – say, the difference between setting the IPO price at $25 vs. $38 – isn’t about the supply and demand for company’s services, but about the supply and demand for shares of a big-buzz IPO.

At Balloon Juice, mistermix has a slightly different take:

As far as I can tell, Zuckerberg just wanted to cash in.

If you are going to follow either of the links, follow the latter. The sentence after the one I quoted pretty much sums it up.

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Steven Johnson of Temple University thinks the end is nearing faster than you think:

Can you remember the last time you fired up a Netscape browser, visited a GeoCities website, or invited a friend to join AOL Instant Messenger? I’m convinced that Facebook is as doomed to fail as those ventures.

Follow the link for his reasons.

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Facebook Frolics 0

Dick Destiny offers advice on how to use Facebook, rather than have Facebook use you. His advice has merit.

A nugget:

So to make TimeLine useless, as far as my account and anyone viewing it is concerned, new material is deleted every couple days, sometimes sooner.

This had made a profile in which there are serial posts up until TimeLine was announced. And then an increasing gap, punctuated by a couple music videos I want to remain on one page of scroll, and whatever I have posted to Facebook in the last couple days.

By doing this your Facebook existence is mapped only in the present, or whatever slice of it you wish to present. All status changes and activities are immediately hidden. And if you wanted to see something posted last week, if it wasn’t one of my YouTube things, you can’t. You have to come here. Period. And if you don’t know how to do that because your primary cyberspace experience is Facebook, you won’t be able to do it. Which is fine with me.

I have taken a different approach.

The only thing I post to my Facebook page is my blog posts (the link is automated) and the occasional smapshot of a duck or a goose or a cloud. Since this blog is public, advertising it over Facebook is fair game.

Any Facebook messages I get are emailed to me. Unless they are important, I ignore them.

As First Son once observed, this has made my Facebook page a “very weird internet place.”

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Zuckerberg’s Law?

Share me a break.

Aside:

Criswell predicts that, just as with so many companies during the tech bubble of the 90s, the IPO will be Facebook’s highpoint. It’s all downhill to Yahoo-ville and AOL Town from here.

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At Hacker Public Radion, David Whitman has a fascinating interview with Dawn McKenna, who is an American Sign Language simultaneous translator.

She discusses training and certification and what simultaneous translation to and from sign language involves. If you are at all curious about what is going on when you see an ASL translator in that little window on your television, go listen to it now.

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Half of Americans think Facebook is a passing fad, according to the results of a new Associated Press-CNBC poll. And, in the run-up to the social network’s initial public offering of stock, half of Americans also say the social network’s expected asking price is too high.

The other half were busy posting Farmville updates.

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The Guardian offers five steps to being twitterific. A nugget:

4. Never give in

Restraint. Thoughtfulness. An ability to stop when the argument is exhausted. All qualities that the dedicated Twitter fighter must strangle inside if they are to succeed. Make Courtney Love your model: the more you can blurt out, the more litigious and the less punctuated it is, the better your form will be. One sign that you’ve really got your bicker on is the “repeated goodnight” tactic, as used by Joey Barton while ranting about Alan Shearer on Match Of The Day. Barton signed off his furious tweets “goodnight”, “sleep well” and “goodnight”, all within an hour, and so demonstrated that he was definitely very calm, very contained and not hovering over his Blackberry gnarled by a fury that could never be relieved no matter how many times he tried to lance his rage-pus with tweets.

Go get your twit on.

Never fear. I shan’t be paying attention.

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At what point does a Facebook chat become a confession?

Remember, the internet is a public place.

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It belongs to them.

The FBI has been lobbying top internet companies like Yahoo and Google to support a proposal that would force them to provide backdoors for government surveillance, according to CNET.

The Bureau has been quietly meeting with representatives of these companies, as well as Microsoft (which owns Hotmail and Skype), Facebook and others to argue for a legislative proposal, drafted by the FBI, that would require social-networking sites and VoIP, instant messaging and e-mail providers to alter their code to make their products wiretap-friendly.

Via LQ.

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Twits on Twitter 0

Twits exposed at Pastebin.

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MarketWatch offers hints from Consumer Reports on how to avoid running naked through the internet.

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Make TWUUG Your LUG 0

Learn about the wonderful world of free and open source.

Tidewater Unix Users Group

What: Monthly TWUUG Meeting.

Who: Everyone in TideWater/Hampton Roads with interest in any/all flavors of Unix/Linux. There are no dues or signup requirements. All are welcome.

Where: Lake Taylor Transitional Care Hospital in Norfolk Training Room. See directions below. (Wireless and wired internet connection available.)

When: 7:30 PM till whenever (usually 9:30ish) on Thursday, May 3.

Directions:
Lake Taylor Hospital
1309 Kempsville Road
Norfolk, Va. 23502 (Map)

Pre-Meeting Dinner at 6:00 PM (separate checks)
Uno Chicago Grill
Virginia Beach Blvd. & Military Highway (Janaf Shopping Center). (Map)

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Facebook Frolics 0

A writer Asks Amy why long-lost “friends” who contact him or her on Facebook don’t write back.

Amy suggests it’s all about the stats:

Or — and more likely — the people attempting to be in touch with you aren’t actually interested in individual and personal contact. They are attempting to have you “follow” or “friend” them so that they will appear to be people with many “followers” and “friends,” even though they may (in real life) have relatively few actual followers or friends.

It’s not personal. It’s Facebook. And these former contacts would like for you to view “updates” about their daily lives as an audience member — not an actual friend — would.

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The lady wrote a post about turning her cat into a handbag (follow the link for details*).

Not surprisingly, she received hate mail. Lots of hate mail.

So she’s turned that into a book.

I decided those threats had to be turned into a book. For almost a year, the editor Coralie Vogelaar studied the contents of my mailbox and researched the writers’ identities online. The hate mails were categorised, and in total we defined 12 variations of content and format, which became the book’s chapters. We published not only the hate mails, but also all the information we found on the Facebook profiles, Amazon wish lists, and YouTube accounts that were linked to the email addresses. The combination of the data often gave a very comprehensive picture of the “private” lives of these people. In some instances, we even found pictures of their houses on Google maps. Most of those menacing emails were sent by people who appeared quite normal: sweet-looking teenage girls, policemen, housewives, office workers. With only a few exceptions, these were not people you would expect to brawl, let alone issue a death threat.

The internet is a public place.

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*She intended some kind of statement about how we simultaneously coddle and idealize pets while also using and abusing them as ornaments and accessories or some such thing.

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No more wrapping that copy of the Kama Sutra in a fake book jacket.

You can just let it Kindle a fire in your Nook on the bus.

“It wasn’t until I moved to e-readers that I considered reading (erotica/romance) in public,” said Nicole D. of Berkeley, a 25-year-old coffeehouse barista who describes herself as “demure and suburban” and asked to keep her last name as confidential as her choice of reading material. “Now, I can read it on BART, on the bus, on my break at work, and I won’t be judged by onlookers or passers-by.”

While it’s a notorious fact that sex sells, it may be selling even better these days thanks to the advent of e-readers such as iPads, Nooks and Kindles — innocent portable electronic devices that don’t expose graphic covers and titillating titles, their generic anonymity cloaking a multitude of sultry sins.

Of course e-readers are big right now for books in every genre, but they’re even better for the steamy side of lit.

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Facebook Frolics 0

Some Congress persons think that there oughta be a law.

I can’t shake the feeling that, somehow or other, the MPAA is mixed up in this.

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