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The Wedding Industrial Complex 0

This couple sold tickets to bride.

I suspect I’m not the only person who thinks the wedding industrial complex is out of control.

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Dis Coarse Discourse 0

That some students are demonstrating in favor a cease fire in Gaza and against the killing there does not ipso facto mean that they support Hamas.

It means they want the bloodshed to end.

But, honest to Betsy, you sure as heck wouldn’t know it from a lot of the punditry about the protests.

I would like the killing to end, and I sure as heck don’t support Hamas; after all, they started (this round of) it.

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Deceptive by Design 0

At Psychology Today Blogs, Penn State professor Patrick L. Plaisance looks at the hazards of designing Chatbots and similar “AI” mechanisms (after, that’s what they are: mechanisms) to interact with users (i. e., people) as if said mechanisms were people. For example, he mentions programming them so that they appear to be typing or speaking a response at a human-like speed when, in actuality, they formed their complete response in nano-seconds.

He makes three main points; follow the link for a detailed discussion of each.

  • Anthropomorphic design can be useful, but unethical when it leads us to think the tool is something it’s not.
  • Chatbot design can exploit our “heuristic processing,” inviting us to wrongly assign moral responsibility.
  • Dishonest human-like features compound the problems of chatbot misinformation and discrimination.

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Suffer the Children 0

Shorter Nebraska Governor Jim Pillen: Let them eat cake.

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Signs of the Fall 0

We were watching a recent episode of Family Feud on which, during the introductions, one of the contestants described her occupation as beautician and “Instagram influencer.”

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How Stuff Works, Internet Influencers Dept. 0

Agnes:  Welcome to my cooking show.  Trout:  You have a cooking show?  Agnes:  Anyone that asks nicely may have one.  Do you want to be my celebrity guest?  Trout:  But I'm not a celebrity.  Agnes:  So?  I'm not a cook.  They world has thrown all its standards into the toilet.  Trout:  OK.  I'm in if you promise th have no standard.

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When the Truth Hurts . . . 0

. . . take the truth-tellers to court.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

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Facebook Frolics 0

Oh, Deere. Something posted on Facebook was of–er–questionable accuracy.

One more time, “social” media isn’t.

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The Real Victims 0

House under attack in Ukraine as missiles fly above.  Inside, one person says to another,

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Big Bungee 0

Man:  Gravity is a hoax.  Sparky:  Big if true.  How did you figure this out?  Man:  I saw some Facebook memes and watched a Youtube video.  Sparky:  I see.  But who profits from this vast conspiracy?  Man:  All the gravity-based industries, of courses.  Like ski resorts and bungee-jump operators.  Sparky:  And they're doing it right out in the open.  Man:  That's why you have to do your own research and not fall for lies being spread by Big Bungee.  Sparky:  Buy why are we not floating off into space right now?  Man:  Because barometric pressure is pressing down on us from above.  Duh.  Second man interrupts:  Excuse me.  I've never heard anything so absurd.  This man is delusional.  The internet has poisoned his brain.  The real answer is centripetal force.  First man:  Ha Ha.  Get a load of this guy.  Sparky:  Much to consider.

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Megaphones for Malice 0

Title:  High Tech Medievalism.  Frame One, captioned

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The Blame Game 0

Staffer to President Biden:  It's freezing outside.  Biden:  Have I been blamed for that yet?

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Devolution 0

Barry:  Curtis, Dad sings only in the shower.  He won't let you film his singing in the shower.  Get real!  Curtis:   But I have to prove to all my friends online that I

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It’s All about the Algorithm 0

Goat:  What are you doing Rat?  Rat:  Posting something on social media that I how will go viral.  I heard their algorithms prioritize confict.  Goat:  So what did you post?  (The post:  I want to punch you in the face.

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“Social” media isn’t.

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Platform 0

Title:  GOP Platform for the 2022 Midterms.  Image:  Republican Elephant says,

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The Catch 0

Caption:  How Technology Can Make a Bad Day Worse.  Image:  Line of souls waiting at the Pearly Gates.  St. Peter looks up from his laptop and says,

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The Fee Hand of the Market 0

At the Inky, Harold Brubaker takes a look at hospital fees for various services that have been recently made available under a new federal regulation strongly opposed by hospitals and insurers. He concludes that they make no sense when exposed to the light. A snippet; follow the link for more.

The price for a simple knee MRI under Independence Blue Cross plans ranges from $330 at Einstein Medical Center Montgomery in East Norriton to $1,500 at Riddle Hospital in Media.

Those are the prices consumers with high-deductible plans would have to pay to scan their knee and find out how serious the source of their pain is.

And replacing that knee would cost from $12,300 to more than $44,000 under insurance plans that IBC sells to employers and individuals.

The notion, often promoted by persons who call themselves “conservative,” that someone who is sick will comparison-shop for health care has always been fanciful. The reality is that, if there is a choice, a patient will go where his or her doctor says, and, in rural areas, there is often little or no choice from the git-go. Add in a landscape of wildly variable and irrational pricing schemes, comparison shopping for health care becomes an impossible dream all-too-possible nightmare.

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The Misinformation Superhighway 0

After drawing a distinction between misinformation and disinformation, Aditi Subramaniam offers some reasons as to why we are susceptible to misinformation (think the clickbait headlines that Snopes is so fond of debunking) and some techniques for dealing with it.

She starts by telling a story of her own trip down the rabbit hole of a clickbait headline (follow the link below to see what she discovered about said headline and its tenuous connection to facts, as well as for some hints to help avoid falling down your own rabbit holes). Here’s a bit of her article.

The headline also illustrates the importance of wording in communication. In linguistics, the term “implicature” describes what a sentence is used to mean, or what it implies, rather than what it says literally. Scheming politicians, marketing professionals, lawyers, and even con men of various kinds use implicature and “weasel wording” to say something while meaning something else – allowing them to shirk responsibility for their words.

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Dis Coarse Discourse 0

(Note:  I've combined the incoming tweet into one for purposes of clarity--ed.)  Lemont is reading his incoming tweet.  One reads,

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The Dearth of Expertise 0

Writing AL.com, Frances Coleman is taken aback by the proliferation of self-appointed experts, which she thinks can be attributed in large part to “social” media. Follow the link for some examples of said expertise (under the circumstances, though, I shall proffer “expertism” as a more appropriate term).

Aside:

Many of these self-appointed “experts,” of course, meet the classic definition of the term, in which

  • “x” is the mathematical symbol for an unknown quantity,
  • “spurt” is a drip under pressure, so, therefore,
  • “expert” is an unknown drip under pressure.

(Grammatical error corrected.)

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