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Yet another case of politeness on the pavement.

. . . and another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to cause his portable phallus to discharge while traveling America’s highways and byways.

More neighborly politeness.

So many guns. So much stupid.

The hunt for politeness continues.

One more time, “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

There’s no politeness quite like neighborly politeness.

Another “responsible gun owner.”

Another exposed portable phallus.

Another child.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes his portable phallus to a child.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs random acts of politeness.

When persons make innocent, honest mistakes, point out the error of their ways with politeness.

A woman was attacked while mistakenly walking up the wrong driveway when searching for her acquaintance’s house, with the homeowner shooting at her 17 times as she fled.

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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a portable phallus to a child.

A four-year-old boy was injured after police say he accidentally shot himself Tuesday night at a home in the Berclair neighborhood.

And yet again we are again reminded that “accidentally” and “negligently” are not synonyms. Yes, the child may indeed have shot himself accidentally, but a “responsible gun owner’s” negligence made it possible.

(Syntax error fixed.)

Yet another oxymoromic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to discharge his portable phallus at a fellow driver.

“It appears that this is a true tragedy. [Royalston] lived here. An occupant of the home thought that he was breaking in and was an intruder, and opened fire. So again, a real tragedy as we work through this,” said Lt. Andrew Smith, of Atlanta police.

Thus passeth another life in the Gunnut Garden of Eden.

Once again, a “responsible gun owners” has taken a child’s life while playing with his portable phallus.

We are a broken society of stupid.

Politeness begins in Oshkosh, b’gosh.

So many guns. So much stupid.

A woman give a new meaning to “photo shoot.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet more politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” brandishes his portable phallus as passers-by.

Another child.

Thus passeth another life in NRA Paradise.