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Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” practices self-politeness with his portable phallus.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

If you must complain to your child’s teacher, be sure to do so with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable phallus whilst traversing our highways and byways.

Honest to Betsy, you couldn’t make this stuff up.

Once again, we confront an evidentiary exhibit supporting the case that “responsible gun owner” is an oxymoron.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Once again, we are confronted with evidence that “responsible gun owner’ is an oxymoron.

The hunt for politeness continues.

Settle disagreements with you neighbor with politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” tries to fly the fiendly skies.

“This individual told us that he did not know that his gun was among his carry-on items,” said Eric Beane, TSA’s Acting Federal Security Director for the airport.

It rather takes one aback to realize that a portable phallus is capable of sneaking into your luggage behind your back, does it not?

More random acts of politeness.

We are a broken society.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

In related news, neighborly politeness again goes to for the dogs.

Politeness again becomes child’s play.

We are a society gone insane from lead poisoning of our own doing.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to deploy his portable phallus whilst plying the pavement.

He had a pocketful of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness goes to for the dogs.

We are a broken society.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness:

According to initial reports from Frisco police, no children were hurt when a “projectile came into the building from the exterior” at about 9:30 a.m. Thursday at Pete and Gracie Hosp Elementary on Lone Star Ranch Parkway.

Investigators said Thursday afternoon they found fragments believed to belong to a bullet and that, out of an abundance of caution, dismissed the students early for the day.

More politeness on the pavement.

We are a broken society.

Yet another osymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs random acts of politeness.

Another case of self-politeness.

There is one recurring common denominator in all these events.

The presence of a gun.

Show politeness to your friend.

So many guns.

So much stupid.

Another child . . . .

Lieutenant Brandon West said of the incident, according to the outlet, “The mother and the (three-year-old–ed.) child were in the vehicle and the mother says the gunshot went off.”

“The mother immediately noticed the child had been hit by the round and jumped over the seat and grabbed the child and ran into the hospital with the child,” he added, per NBC News.

The outlet stated that it was a .22 caliber rifle that had gone off, citing police.

The story is unclear as to how exactly the girl got shot, but some of the other items in the report indicate that one of those oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” left the gun somewhere in the car where the child was able to access it. Follow the link and decide for yourself.

We are a society of stupid.