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If you’re unhappy about your meal, be sure to complain to the staff with politeness.

We are a broken society.

More neighborly politeness.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

While he was headed into the (Wichita, Kansas–ed.) YMCA building, he reached into his bag and grabbed his gun accidentally, causing it to go off. He received a gunshot wound to the leg and was taken to a local hospital with non-life-threatening injuries.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another “responsible gun owner.”

Yet another improperly stored gun.

Yet another child in the hospital.

Yet another day in NRA Paradise.

. . . and another “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to bare his portable phallus whilst traversing the pavement.

We are a broken society.

We are again reminded that politeness is a family value.

And, in more news of family politeness.

Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.

Another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” attempts to settle a parking dispute with his politeness.

As someone who grew up with guns and learned to treat them with respect and, frankly, some degree of fear, I must ask, when the heck did they become things to be played with?

We are a society of stupid.

A well-adjusted “responsible gun owner” discharges his responsibility.

The Orange County Sheriff’s Office said there is no major threat at the Florida Mall after reports of a shooting spread quickly on social media Sunday afternoon. A young man mistakenly shot himself while adjusting a gun, the sheriff’s office said in a news release.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, an oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” feels compelled to expose his portable (in this case, pseudo-)phallus to a fellow motorist.

We are clearly a nation of Real Big Men with real tiny brains.

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play, and, once again, one of those “responsible gun owners” performs random acts of politeness.

Party with politeness.

We are a society of stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” feels constrained to expose his portable phallus to a fellow driver.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Speaking of that daily oxymoron, “responsible gun owner” . . . .

Deputies with the Levy County Sheriff’s Office (LCSO) said a 5-year-old child is dead and an adult female is in critical condition following their response to gunshots at an Inglis home Thursday night.

(snip)

The initial investigation determined two children were playing in a room.

One child accessed an unsecured firearm and the gun, a 9mm Glock, accidentally discharged.

Those oxymoronic “responsible gun owners” just can’t stop playing with their portable phalluses, can they?

This time, politeness goes to the cats.

Downtown Thomasville (Georgia–ed.) is a place known for its charm and history, but now it’s the center of an unsettling crime—someone is shooting cats.

We are a broken society.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” performs a random act of politeness.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

(Yeah, I know, my little ditty gets old. So does the stupid.)

Once again, politeness goes to the dogs.

More neighborly politeness.

We are a broken society.