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More guns and stupid.

No excerpt or summary will do this story justice. Just go read it.

And you thought it was just a metaphor . . . .

The juvenile told police they had accidentally shot themselves at the recreation center park. They were treated for non-life-threatening injuries and arrested for possession of a firearm by a minor.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exposes his child to politeness.

Officers said a 26-year-old man had a loaded gun in his vehicle for which he had a license. His “young child,” as police described them, allegedly grabbed the gun which then discharged on accident, striking the man in the upper body.

The story goes on to say that said “responsible gun owner” will be charged with “endangering the welfare of a child.”

Self-politeness is the politest kind.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

And, again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Image via Balloon Juice.

Living the dream in NRA Paradise . . . .

Riley County police officials said it was reported that the man “discharged his firearm as a result of waking from a dream disoriented.”

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

In an eerily prescient article at Psychology Today Blogs (given that there was yet another school shooting on the day it was published, Dr. Tahir Rahman looks at the factors which may contribute to mass shootings. Here are two of the points he makes:

• Extreme overvalued beliefs (EOBs) and not delusions are a key driver of most school and mass shootings.
• Online subcultures provide an echo chamber for the nurturance of extreme overvalued beliefs.

I commend his entire article to you attention.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” commits yet another random act of politeness.

A New York City teacher was struck by a stray bullet on the eve of the first day of school while setting up his classroom, police said.

The bullet flew through the window of the sixth-floor classroom, striking the 33-year-old teacher in his right hand, police said.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

An eight-year-old boy has died after accidentally shooting himself with a loaded gun left in a car, as his mother was shopping.

The boy was alone in the car in Lehi, Utah, on Monday, when he was said to have found the loaded gun underneath a seat.

Yeah, I know I’ve typed those words too many times.

That’s because it keeps happening time after time.

Yet another child plays with politeness.

According to police, the 16-year-old female was handling a handgun inside a bedroom when it discharged, striking (and injuring–ed.) the one-year-old child.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Another “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

Yet another child is sacrificed to the NRA’s leaden idol.

A four-year-old child was able to get to a holstered gun and accidentally shot himself, according to officials.

(snip)

Officials say the father got out of his truck to adjust a trailer and that’s when the child got into the glove box, where Brusly PD says the gun was secured and holstered.

“Secured.”

Yeah. Right.

We are a broken society.

Florida Man performs random acts of politeness.

We are a broken society.

More politeness on the pavement.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” exercises his responsibility.

Police say 51-year-old Francisco Griffin opened fire on the block while arguing with a woman.

Video obtained by Action News shows a woman walking to her car and then a gunshot being fired.

The stray bullet traveled across the street to a second-floor window and struck 67-year-old Deborah Strang in her bed (she was fortunately only slightly injured–ed.).

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” chooses to settle a dispute with politeness.

Addendum:

The “responsible gun owner” may be required to accept responsibility.