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Settle disputes over parking places with politeness.

Thus passeth another day in the NRA’s Gun Den of Eden.

A 5-year-old Utah boy died when he accidentally shot himself with a handgun in a small town south of Salt Lake City on Thursday, police said.

Lt. Mike Wall with the Santaquin Police Department told KSL-TV the boy found a 9 mm handgun in the back room of his house and fired a single shot.

He may have “accidentally” shot himself, true, but some “responsible gun owner” negligently left that firearm where he could get at it.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Yet another random act of politeness claims yet another child.

It is not a good idea to go to bed with politeness.

Yet another child . . . .

One more time, “accidental” and “negligent” are not synonyms. Law enforcement and news media should stop pretending that they are.

Yet another “responsible gun owner” has politeness in the bag.

The East Baton Rouge Parish Sheriff’s Office said an employee at the business complex brought a gun in their bag and the weapon fired when they dropped the bag.

One person was taken to a hospital with a gunshot wound.

Once again, politeness becomes childs’ play.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” exposes a child to politeness.

Police believe the victim was preparing to leave and placed his gun on a nearby chair.

Shortly after, a two-year-old grabbed the gun.

“The child accidentally discharged the firearm, shooting the victim,” Chesterfield Police said.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Who can be the polite man?

Why, the candyman can.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” forgets about her responsibility.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Politeness is a family value.

After being told by his 74-year-old father that he had “stinky feet,” an Iowa man retrieved a firearm from his bedroom and shot the elderly man in the face as he was seated in a motorized scooter, investigators allege.

Another case of neighborly politeness.

More courtesy on the concrete.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.

Show politeness to your neighbors.

Just another ripple at the confluence of guns and stupid . . . .

Politeness on the pavement in paradise.

Too many guns. Too much stupid.

Once again, politeness becomes child’s play.

Another case of self-politeness . . .

A man accidentally shot and killed himself when he slipped while taking his trash to an apartment dumpster.

The man in his 50s or 60s was carrying his gun and trash at about 6 a.m. Tuesday, according to a preliminary San Antonio police report. The gun discharged when the man slipped in a wet area.

. . . another casualty of the confluence of guns and stupid.

Yet another oxymoronic “responsible gun owner” thought the gun was unloaded.

Guns and stupid, guns and stupid.
They go together like love and Cupid.
Let me tell you brother,
You can’t have one without the other.