C’est Rire category archive
Loyalty Oaths 0
Out Roanoke way, a long-time Republican is fed up after trying to vote in a “firehouse primary” (whatever that is–sounds sort of like a caucus).
I’ll quote a bit of his article, but, really, you should read it.
One asked if I was in support of the “principles of the Republican Party” and the second required that I affirm that I would support/vote for whomever the Republicans had nominated to run in the November election.
Believing for a split second that Vladimir Putin would suddenly appear and congratulate me for showing up to ensure that he would receive the usual 96.7 percent of the vote, I was incredulous.
When I responded that I had no idea what the “principles of the Republican Party” were . . . (read the rest–ed).
And Now for Something Completely Different 0
Think twice about the Disney Princess Industrial Complex.
Not Dean’s List Material 0
Then, again, that may depend on which list.
When a student by that name at a Radnor Township university ordered fake IDs from China, his first mistake was having the cards delivered to campus, police say.
The second was not realizing that he shared a name with a ranking school administrator.
Hijinks ensue.
Dogging It 0
I’m so old that I can remember when a dog was just a dog.
Drive Carefully 0
Hot-dogging it on the highways leads to no good.
The Galt and the Lamers, Just in Time for Christmas Dept. 0
Ayn Rand reviews children’s movies. A snippet:
A farm animal ceases to be useful and is disposed of humanely. A valuable lesson for children. —Four stars.
Via Balloon Juice.
