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Career Choices 2

For those not settled on a career, I suggest Chiropractic. Twenty years from now, there will be no end of patients who need their backs “adjusted.” I have received chiropractic treatments (referrals available upon request) and they really did wonders for me.

I see these potential chiropractic patients every day: Young males (and some females), driving with their seats almost fully reclined, hunched forward just barely reaching the steering wheel with arms fully outstretched, the tops of their heads just high enough for them to peer between the top of the steering wheel and the dashboard as they weave reckles slice gracefully through traffic.

Serious spinal compression and malformation coming up when they get a little older, methinks.

(I asked my son where this style of driving was covered in his Driver’s Ed. class. He said it wasn’t. I guess it’s just k3wL, dUd3.)

Ample professionals will be needed to help them with their impending spinal problems.

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2 comments

  1. Second Son

    October 7, 2005 at 2:25 pm

    Do you need a degree for that?

     
  2. Frank

    October 7, 2005 at 6:46 pm

    From a chiropractic school, yes.

     
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