From Pine View Farm

Virtually Virgin on the Ridiculous 3

iVirgins, that is.

One reborn every iMinute (59p UK is slightly more than one USD).

For just 59p, consumers can download an (iPhone–ed.) application that allows them to take a purity pledge and then display a silver ring on their phone to prove their commitment to abstinence.

Screenshot:

Virtual Purity Ring

For some reason, I just remembered the old Dorothy Parker quip: “If all the girls at Vassar were laid end to end, I wouldn’t be surprised.”

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3 comments

  1. Karen

    July 15, 2009 at 2:36 pm

    For this post & the one directly after, you must have had your filter set for “Stupid”.

    I can’t even begin to think of how an app on a cell phone (no matter how smart it is) will help someone maintain abstinence. I think my headache is better off if I don’t even try to figure it out.

     
  2. Karen

    July 15, 2009 at 2:37 pm

    Wait!

    Could it possibly be like the fat picture on the refridgerator door type thing??? That one works so well. 

     
  3. Frank

    July 15, 2009 at 6:50 pm

    It should work very well until the hormones hit.