The Dodgers are going to Los Angeles.
The Phillies are going to the World Series.
The Phillies are hitting.
Footnote, from Will Bunch:
Ramirez is the Dodgers’ only marquee player, and it’s hard not to notice that ever since they asked him to whiz into a cup more frequently, the home runs pretty much stopped raining down on Mannywood.
There is no “P” in “Dodgers.”