2009 archive
Out of the Mouths of Boobs 0
Jon Stewart has the–er–poop:
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Booty Scuttled 0
No dancing on this plank:
But thanks to the Norfolk Bar Task Force, Jackson had to remain a landlubber.
Jackson, a Virginia Beach resident, says Deputy City Attorney Cynthia Hall shut him down unfairly, and her actions have cost him thousands of dollars.
“She never gave me a chance,” he said Friday. “She automatically assumed I was some kind of dirty stripper.”
History Repeats Itself 0
Rick Perlstein channels Richard Hofstadter.
Frankly, I think a strong case can be made for junking the whole concept of journalism degrees and instead requiring aspiring journalists to study history.
Maybe then they could recognize when what was old is new again.
Via Atrios.
From Burglary to Gurglary 0
In southeastern Virginia, it’s one if by land, two if by sea:
“These guys panic, trying to escape, and they turn their boat over, and they go in the drink,” Croft said.
One of them was heard yelling, “Hey, Mike, are you OK?” according to a search warrant filed in Circuit Court.
They swam away before police got there.
Other than that first name, they also left another clue: Their boat.
My One and Only Comment on the Never-Ending Stream of Stupid Woodstock Retrospectives 0
From whence did all these columnists get the brown acid?
Lies and Lying Liars 0
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These guys will do or say anything to monger fear and hate. Conviction and truth have nothing to do with it.
Via John Cole.
Dustbiters (Updated) 0
I missed the unemployment figures because I had somewhere to go and something to do (no, it was not remunerative). Atrios caught them here.
Lots of dust getting bitten today. This is a big one:
Bloomberg has more:
Branches and deposits of Colonial, Alabama’s second-largest bank, were turned over to Winston-Salem, North Carolina-based BB&T in a deal brokered by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., the regulator said today. The failure of Montgomery-based Colonial followed a Florida expansion that saddled the lender with more than $1.7 billion in soured real-estate loans.
BB&T pretty much stayed out of the real estate orgy, concentrating on, like, banking.
Biting more dust:
Betcha without mark to market, they could still claim they were solvent.
Aside: A friend of mine was telling me about a friend of hers in Florida whose house was foreclosed a couple of years ago. Her friend had a 30-year straight mortgage. As the real estate bubble expanded, the assessment went up. As the assessment went up, the real estate taxes increased, upping the annual escrow amount that was added to the monthly mortgage payment. The PITI payment eventually became so large that the homeowner, who could still afford the PI, could no longer afford the PITI. She now lives in Rhode Island and has a foreclosure on her credit record.
And thus the innocent are punished.
Addendum:
More blanked banks:
“Truth in Vending” 0
Bank exec decries “mark to market.”
What “mark to market means” is valuing assets based on what they are worth (the market value) rather than based on what the financial outfit which owns them wishes they were worth. Since Reago-Bushonomics was based on wishful theorizing, it’s proponents want their balance sheets based on wishful accounting.
“Like a horror flick monster that just won’t stay dead, FASB’s accountants are proposing to expand the application of mark-to-market accounting rules across the board to include all financial assets, including regular loans,” Wesbury said.
Gosh. Expecting them to tell the truth about what their businesses are worth is now a “horror flick monster” to bankers. There are, natch, the same bankers that ran their banks down the drain. Stuff like this is why.
“The truth shall set you free” becomes now “the lie shall set your fee.”
Words fail me.
Calling Tonya Harding 1
Thinking outside of the box inside the squared circle:
Women boxers will have the chance to fight for gold at the 2012 Olympics.
International Olympic Committee chiefs voted on Thursday to lift the barrier to the last all-male summer sport.
Return of the Mary Celeste? (Updated) 0
Will this be the next Mary Celeste? The BBC reports on the Arctic Sea.
Nothing has been heard from the Maltese-flagged Arctic Sea since its last recorded sighting on 30 July, and officials appear to have no idea where it could be.
If this event had occurred in the seas off east Africa, the finger would immediately have been pointed at Somalia’s notorious pirates.
But the Arctic Sea disappeared while rounding the west coast of France, in what are considered to be the pirate-free shipping lanes of Europe.
Addendum:
Possibly found.
Mobocracy 0
Dick Polman recounts what happens when a Town Hall Teabagger is interviewed by someone knowledgeable (hint: It wasn’t Lou Dobbs). Follow the link to read the whole thing which leads him to his conclusion; it’s worth it to see how far removed from reality the wingnutosphere has made itself. His conclusion:
So, his question in essence was: If you’re so steamed up now about the cost of health care reform for Americans, how could you have not been steamed up about the cost of that war?
Her answer: “Honestly, I didn’t really care.”
And then this, moments later: “Maybe I’m just not that smart.”
Bingo! And the frightening thing is, there are so many mobbers just like her. Where have you gone, James Madison?
Here’s the actual interview:
Go here to see the wingnut-edited version.
Consultation 0
Scientific Blogging looks at end-of-life consultations as in a social context.
They report that, while most persons want an explanation of the alternatives as death approaches, only about half want an actual recommendation:
Just over half (51 percent) of the surrogates expressing a preference for receiving their doctors’ advice believed that it was the doctor’s role to provide that opinion, whereas nearly four of five (79 percent) who preferred not to receive the advice saw it as overstepping.
I mentioned yesterday that my father had a Living Will and an Advance Directive, as do I. I do not know whether he consulted anyone. I know I didn’t–I know I do not want to end my life as an experiment in how long the shell of my body can be preserved after all pretense of consciousness or soul are long gone.
Too often, though, such decisions must be made by “surrogates” (relatives) who must act in the absence of any guidance from the person who is dying.
To this link in perspective, the whole “euthanisizing grandma” hysteria that the wingnuttiest have embraced has to do with a proposal that Medicare be allowed to pay for a patient’s consulting with a doctor about “end-of-life” issues such as hospice care, living wills, and the like, so that, when the time comes, the sick person’s wishes are known. Since doctors are paid under a “fee for service” model, if payment is not allowed, doctors have no fiduciary reason for providing such a service.
The harsh truth is that the death rate is, to paraphrase Mark Twain, one per person. Not talking about it doesn’t make it go away.
Not talking about dying and issues around dying is, in fact, silly and stupid; it is living with blinders on.
Much like the teabagger movement itself.
Then, again, Mencken was right.
Death Panels 0
When you lie, the truth comes back to bite you (emphasis added):
Under the Texas Futile Care Law, health care workers are allowed to remove expensive life support for terminally ill patients if the patient or family is unable to pay the medical bills.
Via Cookie Jill.
Facts Mean Nothing to a True Believer 0
Oh, man, this is a hoot.








