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2009 archive

Out of the Mouths of Boobs 0

Jon Stewart has the–er–poop:

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Booty Scuttled 0

No dancing on this plank:

Andre Jackson, an exotic dancer whose stage name is “Thug Passion,” had planned on displaying his booty-shakin’ talents for an all-female audience Friday on a midnight cruise on the Spirit of Norfolk.

But thanks to the Norfolk Bar Task Force, Jackson had to remain a landlubber.

Jackson, a Virginia Beach resident, says Deputy City Attorney Cynthia Hall shut him down unfairly, and her actions have cost him thousands of dollars.

“She never gave me a chance,” he said Friday. “She automatically assumed I was some kind of dirty stripper.”

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History Repeats Itself 0

Rick Perlstein channels Richard Hofstadter.

So the birthers, the anti-tax tea-partiers, the town hall hecklers — these are “either” the genuine grass roots or evil conspirators staging scenes for YouTube? The quiver on the lips of the man pushing the wheelchair, the crazed risk of carrying a pistol around a president — too heartfelt to be an act. The lockstep strangeness of the mad lies on the protesters’ signs — too uniform to be spontaneous. They are both. If you don’t understand that any moment of genuine political change always produces both, you can’t understand America, where the crazy tree blooms in every moment of liberal ascendancy, and where elites exploit the crazy for their own narrow interests.

Frankly, I think a strong case can be made for junking the whole concept of journalism degrees and instead requiring aspiring journalists to study history.

Maybe then they could recognize when what was old is new again.

Via Atrios.

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From Burglary to Gurglary 0

In southeastern Virginia, it’s one if by land, two if by sea:

One resident actually sighted culprits in mid-May. They were in their boat and had the man’s Carolina Skiff pulled away from the pier. He shined a light on them and warned that he was calling police.

“These guys panic, trying to escape, and they turn their boat over, and they go in the drink,” Croft said.

One of them was heard yelling, “Hey, Mike, are you OK?” according to a search warrant filed in Circuit Court.

They swam away before police got there.

Other than that first name, they also left another clue: Their boat.

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My One and Only Comment on the Never-Ending Stream of Stupid Woodstock Retrospectives 0

From whence did all these columnists get the brown acid?

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“Don’t Med on Me” 0

Republican health care policy:

Give me liberty and give me death.

Via Wait! Wait!

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Lies and Lying Liars 0

Visit msnbc.com for Breaking News, World News, and News about the Economy

These guys will do or say anything to monger fear and hate. Conviction and truth have nothing to do with it.

Via John Cole.

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Dustbiters (Updated) 0

I missed the unemployment figures because I had somewhere to go and something to do (no, it was not remunerative). Atrios caught them here.

Lots of dust getting bitten today. This is a big one:

Bloomberg has more:

Colonial BancGroup Inc., the Alabama lender facing a criminal probe, had its banking operations closed by regulators and taken over by BB&T Corp. in the biggest bank failure since Washington Mutual Inc. collapsed last year.

Branches and deposits of Colonial, Alabama’s second-largest bank, were turned over to Winston-Salem, North Carolina-based BB&T in a deal brokered by the Federal Deposit Insurance Corp., the regulator said today. The failure of Montgomery-based Colonial followed a Florida expansion that saddled the lender with more than $1.7 billion in soured real-estate loans.

BB&T pretty much stayed out of the real estate orgy, concentrating on, like, banking.

Biting more dust:

Betcha without mark to market, they could still claim they were solvent.

Aside: A friend of mine was telling me about a friend of hers in Florida whose house was foreclosed a couple of years ago. Her friend had a 30-year straight mortgage. As the real estate bubble expanded, the assessment went up. As the assessment went up, the real estate taxes increased, upping the annual escrow amount that was added to the monthly mortgage payment. The PITI payment eventually became so large that the homeowner, who could still afford the PI, could no longer afford the PITI. She now lives in Rhode Island and has a foreclosure on her credit record.

And thus the innocent are punished.

Addendum:

More blanked banks:

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“Truth in Vending” 0

Bank exec decries “mark to market.”

What “mark to market means” is valuing assets based on what they are worth (the market value) rather than based on what the financial outfit which owns them wishes they were worth. Since Reago-Bushonomics was based on wishful theorizing, it’s proponents want their balance sheets based on wishful accounting.

Investors should beware the Financial Accounting Standards Board’s decision yesterday to consider expanding fair-value rules, said Brian Wesbury, chief economist at First Trust Advisors LP in Wheaton, Illinois.

“Like a horror flick monster that just won’t stay dead, FASB’s accountants are proposing to expand the application of mark-to-market accounting rules across the board to include all financial assets, including regular loans,” Wesbury said.

Gosh. Expecting them to tell the truth about what their businesses are worth is now a “horror flick monster” to bankers. There are, natch, the same bankers that ran their banks down the drain. Stuff like this is why.

“The truth shall set you free” becomes now “the lie shall set your fee.”

Words fail me.

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Calling Tonya Harding 1

Thinking outside of the box inside the squared circle:

Women boxers will have the chance to fight for gold at the 2012 Olympics.

International Olympic Committee chiefs voted on Thursday to lift the barrier to the last all-male summer sport.

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Return of the Mary Celeste? (Updated) 0

Will this be the next Mary Celeste? The BBC reports on the Arctic Sea.

A cargo ship carrying timber worth $1.8m (£1m) from Finland to Algeria is apparently briefly hijacked off the coast of Sweden before continuing its journey through the English Channel – and then disappears.

Nothing has been heard from the Maltese-flagged Arctic Sea since its last recorded sighting on 30 July, and officials appear to have no idea where it could be.

If this event had occurred in the seas off east Africa, the finger would immediately have been pointed at Somalia’s notorious pirates.

But the Arctic Sea disappeared while rounding the west coast of France, in what are considered to be the pirate-free shipping lanes of Europe.

Addendum:

Possibly found.

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Mobocracy 0

Dick Polman recounts what happens when a Town Hall Teabagger is interviewed by someone knowledgeable (hint: It wasn’t Lou Dobbs). Follow the link to read the whole thing which leads him to his conclusion; it’s worth it to see how far removed from reality the wingnutosphere has made itself. His conclusion:

But I was most struck by one particular exchange. Abram had indicated at the town hall that her fight against health care reform marked her debut in the political sphere, at the age of 35. O’Donnell, picking up on that, asked how she “as an adult” could have lived through the contentious Iraq war without paying any attention to politics. (He could have pointed out that the government she so fears has actually been paying out roughly $3 billion each week since 2003 to fight a war that was falsely sold to people like her, thereby indebting the children she invoked.)

So, his question in essence was: If you’re so steamed up now about the cost of health care reform for Americans, how could you have not been steamed up about the cost of that war?

Her answer: “Honestly, I didn’t really care.”

And then this, moments later: “Maybe I’m just not that smart.”

Bingo! And the frightening thing is, there are so many mobbers just like her. Where have you gone, James Madison?

Here’s the actual interview:

Go here to see the wingnut-edited version.

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The Truth about Canadian Healthcare 0

Via Eileen Davis.

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Consultation 0

Scientific Blogging looks at end-of-life consultations as in a social context.

They report that, while most persons want an explanation of the alternatives as death approaches, only about half want an actual recommendation:

“This is an important article that has changed my clinical practice,” said J. Randall Curtis, M.PH., M.D., president of the American Thoracic Society and Professor of Medicine Pulmonary and Critical Care Medicine Section Head, Harborview Medical Center in Seattle, WA”I had previously assumed that almost all families would want physicians’ recommendations, but these findings indicate that there is no such consensus among surrogates. I suspect that physicians can do more harm by withholding a recommendation that is desired than by providing a recommendation that is not desired, but this study suggests we should ask rather than assume.”

Just over half (51 percent) of the surrogates expressing a preference for receiving their doctors’ advice believed that it was the doctor’s role to provide that opinion, whereas nearly four of five (79 percent) who preferred not to receive the advice saw it as overstepping.

I mentioned yesterday that my father had a Living Will and an Advance Directive, as do I. I do not know whether he consulted anyone. I know I didn’t–I know I do not want to end my life as an experiment in how long the shell of my body can be preserved after all pretense of consciousness or soul are long gone.

Too often, though, such decisions must be made by “surrogates” (relatives) who must act in the absence of any guidance from the person who is dying.

To this link in perspective, the whole “euthanisizing grandma” hysteria that the wingnuttiest have embraced has to do with a proposal that Medicare be allowed to pay for a patient’s consulting with a doctor about “end-of-life” issues such as hospice care, living wills, and the like, so that, when the time comes, the sick person’s wishes are known. Since doctors are paid under a “fee for service” model, if payment is not allowed, doctors have no fiduciary reason for providing such a service.

The harsh truth is that the death rate is, to paraphrase Mark Twain, one per person. Not talking about it doesn’t make it go away.

Not talking about dying and issues around dying is, in fact, silly and stupid; it is living with blinders on.

Much like the teabagger movement itself.

Then, again, Mencken was right.

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One Tree or Two 0

Two trees for the price of one

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Death Panels 0

When you lie, the truth comes back to bite you (emphasis added):

Tuesday, March 22, 2005 Sun Hudson, a six-month old Texas baby died last week when health care providers at Texas Children’s Hospital in Houston, Texas removed his life support system over the objections of his mother. The action was authorized under the 1999 Futile Care Law which was signed into law by then-Gov. George W. Bush.

Under the Texas Futile Care Law, health care workers are allowed to remove expensive life support for terminally ill patients if the patient or family is unable to pay the medical bills.

Via Cookie Jill.

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Wingnut Optometry 0

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Darting About 0

This is pretty disgusting.

Someone is driving around upper Delaware shooting darts at bicyclists.

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Establismentarianism 0

No conscience. No self-awareness. No shame.

ASZ has the dope.

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Facts Mean Nothing to a True Believer 0

Oh, man, this is a hoot.

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