From Pine View Farm

January, 2010 archive

And Now for Something Completely Different 0

Via Dmitri.

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Brendan Writes a Column 0

in which he espouses an excellent idea.

If Ed Rendell must force casinos down Philadelphia’s throat, put one in the S. S. United States.

SS United States

Afterthought: Apparently the favorable reception surprised him.

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Schiavorrific 0

I toyed with blogging about this and got distracted by the local rally for health care.

Now, Karen has saved me the trouble of thinking about what to say.

Read more »

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The Marks Always Lose 1

The house always wins in three card monte:

Wall Street is marketing derivatives last seen before credit markets froze in 2007 as the record bond rally prompts investors to take more risks to boost returns.

Bank of America Corp. and Morgan Stanley are encouraging clients to buy swaps that pay higher yields for speculating on the extent of losses in corporate defaults. Trading in credit- default swap indexes rose in the fourth quarter for the first time since 2008, according to Depository Trust & Clearing Corp. data. Federal Reserve data show leverage, or borrowed money, is rising in capital markets.

Aside: Read this. Read it all the way to the end.

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Corporate Personhood 0

Bill Shein foresees the future:

April 1, 2010 – The Supreme Court has granted corporations the right to marry, noting that marriage is a “fundamental right for all non-gay persons.” Almost immediately, longtime partners Walmart Stores and China Plastic Junk ‘n’ Stuff, Inc. announced plans to wed – and not via a “second-class” merger or stock-swap. Instead, a full-fledged marriage ceremony will be held on a seaside bluff in Carmel, California. Bride Walmart will reportedly wear black.

Follow the link for the rest of the predictions.

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Blast from the Past 0

I got an honest-to-God typed chain letter in an envelop postmarked Texas in the mail yesterday.

I’ll be mailing it in to the Postal Inspectors today.

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Proposed New Congressional Garb 0

As endorsed by John Roberts.

Nascar Driver Suit

Field has commentary.

(Follow the image link to buy your own so you too can dress like a Congressperson.)

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How Can They Tell It Was Shot by Chimps? 0

Because it is superior to US television programming:

The world’s first film shot entirely by chimpanzees is to be broadcast by the BBC as part of a natural history documentary.

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Freudian 0

Every once in a while, one of these bozos slips up and reveals how he really feels.

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Sacrifice 0

Bonuses in the billions. Words fail me.

Goldman Sachs Group Inc., Morgan Stanley and JPMorgan Chase & Co.’s investment bank slashed their compensation in the fourth quarter, responding to political pressure that will probably persist as details of bonuses for their top executives emerge in coming weeks.

The three Wall Street firms set aside $39.9 billion for pay in 2009, below the 2007 record of $44.7 billion. The total fell short of the $46.1 billion five analysts expected this month and is almost $10 billion less than what some analysts estimated in October.

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In His Sights, Reprise 0

More on the Trijicon gun sight fuss:

Last November, the University of Chicago published a study quantifying the blazingly obvious: people tend to create God in their own image, to ascribe to the deity their own opinions, interests and beliefs. But is that really faith, when you reduce God to a bigger version of you?

Mother Teresa’s faith drove her to foreswear material riches and spend half a century working to uplift the wretched poor of Calcutta.

Martin Luther King’s faith drove him to gamble his very life in a dangerous campaign to win human and civil rights for African-American people.

And then there’s Glyn Bindon (founder of Trijicon–ed.), whose faith led him to inscribe coded Bible verses on his gun sights.

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Who Says . . . 1

. . . dog bites man is not news?

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QOTD 0

From Samir Selmanovic in It’s Really All about God:

I was tired of hope, and fear began to creep in.

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What? No Blueberries? 0

Just down the road a piece, a city has a novel solution to its sludge problem.

When the sulfate (EPA link) level gets too high in the sludge generated in the water purification process (not the waste treatment process), they add pancake syrup.

To reduce levels of sulfate, city workers had been pouring two to eight gallons of cheap, generic pancake syrup into the appropriate wells as needed, said Chesapeake Public Utilities Director Jim Walski. The city gets the one-gallon jugs by piggybacking on a contract with the Chesapeake Conference Center, officials said.

“It’s not the kind of thing where we run to the grocery store and clean out the shelves,” said A. Craig Maples, Water Resources Management administrator for Chesapeake.

The sugars from the syrup help break down the sulfate, but “I don’t know that we were in agreement with the methodology they were using,” said the DEQ’s (Virginia Department of Environmental Quality–ed.) McConathy.

I’ll never think of IHOP in the same way again.

(I was considering filing this under “Recipes.”)

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While I Was Sleeping 0

More banks blanked:

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Question of the Day 0

From Thoreau at Unqualified Offerings:

Why do they hate America?

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Wall Street: “You Can’t Handle the Truth” 0

John Dillinger didn’t want to be regulated either.

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Is Nothing Sacred? 0

No.

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Massachusetts 0

Auth

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In His Sights 0

The fuss over Trijicon’s encoding references to New Testament Bible verses in the serial numbers of its telescopic rifle sights seemed a little over the top to me.

  • No one looks at serial numbers.
  • You had to know already to what they were to recognize the references. Proselytizing didn’t seem to be an issue here.

But I wonder . . .

These are the two verses in question:

When Jesus spoke again to the people, he said, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will never walk in darkness, but will have the light of life.”

(referred to as JN8:12)

For God, who said, “Let light shine out of darkness,”[a]made his light shine in our hearts to give us the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Christ.

referred to as 2COR4:6

One wonders whether the authors of these words would consider them appropriate for gunsights.

And about the thinking of those who concluded that they were a fitting accompaniment to instruments of killing.

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