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April, 2010 archive

Twits on Twitter 0

On the Media covers the Twitter conference, trying to figure out what, exactly, is the point. From the website:

Last year the buzz on Twitter was that it was a mind-bogglingly important tech innovation, the only catch being that nobody could figure out what exactly it was for. This year, the geekerati say they’ve finally answered that question. Bob headed over to the Twitter-centric 140 Character Conference to learn more.

Follow the link to listen or read the transcript (scheduled to be posted yesterday afternoon) or listen here:

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QOTD 0

Edward R. Murrow, from the Quotemaster:

Anyone who isn’t confused really doesn’t understand the situation.

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Breaking Old News 0

Republicans formally declare their allegiance to their corporate masters.

Move along now. Nothing new to see here . . . .

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Rainbow Colors 0

Via VB Progressives.

Full Disclosure:

Parody, and a damned good one. Don’t try Walmart on that offer. The actual CEO of Crayola is Mike, not Michelle, Perry.

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Bankster Boo-Hoos 0

David Weidner at MarketWatch predicts that forcing banks to spin off the units that market derivatives would

strike a blow to heart of the industry that would, more than any regulation, change the way the industry does business.

They go on to say, in the same story (emphasis added),

Derivatives — contracts based on underlying securities such as commodities, mortgages, stocks and bonds — represent an estimated $500 trillion market used across Wall Street to hedge, insure and bet on the future prices of those underlying assets. It represented $20 billion in revenue last year to Wall Street.

Actually, they didn’t insure anything. We have seen how that worked. As soon as the real estate and related credit markets fell, they became (remember this phrase?) “toxic assets,” toxic because they were worthless.

What the heck kind of insurance is that? (Oh, I forgot, it’s like WellPoint heath insurance–great as long as you don’t get sick.)

MarketWatch concludes

The unintended consequences of such a move could be devastating to banks such as Bank of America Corp., Citigroup Inc., and J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. On
the other hand, the move would definitely bring much needed credit evaluation since banks would no longer be able to take insurance on their risk.

“Devastating,” I reckon, because they would have to stop the three-card monte and pay attention to fiduciary responsibility and sound business practices–things they may have forgotten how to do.

That should be an intended consequence.

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A Glass of Red Eye for Dead Eye 0

Neat twist: Making drink while packing an issue of discrimination (emphasis added)

Philip Van Cleave wants every Virginian who has a permit to carry a concealed handgun into a bar to be able to have a drink – or he wants no gun carrier to be able to drink.

(snip)

His aim is to force lawmakers to expand the rights of concealed-handgun owners in bars or rescind the current exception that allows law-enforcement officers and commonwealth’s attorneys to carry concealed weapons and consume alcohol.

“We’re not allowed to drink, but they can,” Van Cleave said. “That’s two classes of citizens.”

Liquored up dudes packing heat–the new embodybags embodiments of equality.

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The Fee Hand of the Market 0

Simon Johnson on Goldman’s creating bad investments so others could turn around and bet against them while Goldman collects fees from both sides. Remember, these guys are making money from primarily from fees and sales, not from growth in the value of investment.

They have no incentive to care about value when fees and sales pay for their mansions in Greenwich (emphasis added):

The SEC lawsuit and associated discussion make clear three points:

First, Goldman Sachs had great difficulties managing its operational and reputational risks during the boom. In testimony before the Senate Banking Committee in February, Gerald Corrigan, former head of the New York Federal Reserve Bank and a longtime Goldman Sachs executive, argued that the firm’s risk- management systems are world class. That may be the case, but “world class” looks much less than perfect when Goldman Sachs treats so many of its customers in the fashion described in the SEC’s suit.

This reinforces the widely held — and correct — notion that our largest banks have become too big and too complex to manage properly.

Second, whether the SEC prevails in court, to mainstream opinion the case confirms — in excruciating detail — what Sen. Ted Kaufman, D-Del., has been arguing for a considerable time: There is fraud at the heart of Wall Street.

Third, the great myth of finance has been exploded. In its heyday, leading policy makers such as former Treasury Secretary Robert Rubin, another one-time Goldman Sachs banker, were proud to preside over ever-more unregulated financial markets. In the aftermath of the Goldman Sachs case, and much else since September 2008, even Rubin now is at pains to claim — implausibly — that he has always favored regulating derivatives. The question now isn’t whether to regulate, but rather how to make regulation much more effective.

Meanwhile, Paul Krugman looks at the ratings agencies. Guess what? They also make their money from fees:

The Senate subcommittee has focused its investigations on the two biggest credit rating agencies, Moody’s and Standard & Poor’s; what it has found confirms our worst suspicions. In one e-mail message, an S.& P. employee explains that a meeting is necessary to “discuss adjusting criteria” for assessing housing-backed securities “because of the ongoing threat of losing deals.” Another message complains of having to use resources “to massage the sub-prime and alt-A numbers to preserve market share.” Clearly, the rating agencies skewed their assessments to please their clients.

These skewed assessments, in turn, helped the financial system take on far more risk than it could safely handle. Paul McCulley of Pimco, the bond investor (who coined the term “shadow banks” for the unregulated institutions at the heart of the crisis), recently described it this way: “explosive growth of shadow banking was about the invisible hand having a party, a non-regulated drinking party, with rating agencies handing out fake IDs.”

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Republicans Can’t Handle the Truth 0

That’s why they make stuff up:

Pointing to McConnell’s distortions of what Democrats intend to do with their bill, (Paul–ed.) Krugman tore apart McConnell’s political positioning on ABC Sunday morning.

“Anyone who says we need to be bipartisan should bear in mind that for the last several weeks, Mitch McConnell has been trying to stop reform with possibly the most dishonest argument ever made in the history of politics, which is the claim that having regulation of the banks is actually bailing out the banks,” Krugman asserted. “Basically the argument boiled down to saying that what we really need to do to deal with fires is abolish the fire department, because then people will know that they can’t let their building burn.”

And banksters like to play with matches.

It’s Bubble World.

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Stupid Car Tricks 0

When you already have outstanding warrants, it is a good idea not to attract extra attention to yourself.

Police said the incident started when Thomas Kinsler Jr. started honking the horn of his truck, trying to get the driver of the Acura to move out of the way. When the Acura didn’t move, Kinsler pulled beside the car and began to swerve, ultimately striking the Acura, according to a report.

More details here.

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Twits on Twitter 0

The San Jose Mercury-News looks at the willingness of persons to live their lives in public.

“These companies are betting they take this data, monetize it or resell it,” said John Borthwick, an entrepreneur based in New York who advises companies like DailyBooth and Hot Potato, which lets people share plans and experiences of live events. “But the assumption that every scrap of data is actually useful to individuals, or even companies, will be tested.”

Many persons have no idea how public the internet is, such as the folks who post pictures of themselves inhaling a doobie and then wonder why no one wants to hire them.

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“No Problemo” 0

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
The Word – No Problemo
www.colbertnation.com
Colbert Report Full Episodes Political Humor Fox News

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Moving Thoughts 0

Sure, it included War of the Worlds (the 1954 version, not the horrible Tom Cruise thing), The Wicker Man (a fantastic movie–I don’t think I could watch it a second time), Se7en (mediocre plot, but Brad Pitt was great–it was before he became a parody of himself), a bunch of Steven King throwaways, but what kind of list of scary movies gets away without Hitchcock, without Price, without Lorre, without a single Christopher Lee/Peter Cushing Dracula movie, without The Collector, not to mention The Vampire Lovers.

Damned whippersnappers think the world began when Rosemary’s Baby was born.

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No Black Tea at the Tea Parties 0

Read this. It is too good to excerpt.

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Fashionista Profiling 0

Arizona Fashion Police

Via Bart Blog.

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Saying a Lot by Not Saying Much 0

In a follow-up story about the Philly-area road rage guy who killed himself this week:

Ferman said that in the first suicide note, Yannarell . . . professed his love to those close to him. Authorities were working to figure out who they were.

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I Get Mail 0

The usual line up of positive thinkers (they positively think I’m going to pay to listen to them) attracts a new member.

Motivational Seminar

I positively think no wisecrack can do this justice. This is its own one-liner.

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Greater Wingnuttery XLVII 0

I guess I had better renew my passport in case I ever have to go to Arizona again.

Oh, wait. I’m not brown. I’m pink.

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“Can You Hear Me Now?” 0

Neal Gabler, discussing the “Cocktail Party Effect,” wonders whether the information explosion feeds extremism:

In a globalized informational environment where we are awash 24/7 in new bits of data, like those rising decibels, we are stuck in a kind of virtual cocktail party in which the whole world is present, all talking at the same time, all drowning out one another.

In order to get heard, you not only have to shout — you have to shout at the top of your lungs, and even that probably won’t do it. To assure yourself of attention, you have to do something so startling that you effectively stop the conversation altogether.

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Leaving Town 0

Lillian Vernon is closing down its operation here, though the brand name will live on:

The owner of Lillian Vernon, the catalog and Internet retailer that has called the city home for 22 years, plans to shutter its headquarters off International Parkway, citing a drop in sales.

Current USA Inc., a stationery and gifts company based in Colorado Springs, Colo., bought Lillian Vernon two years ago and employs about 200 warehouse and call center employees in Hampton Roads. It plans to wind down the Beach operation and terminate all positions there by August 2011.

My parents were on their mailing list, though I can’t recall their ever actually ordering something from them. I used to read the catalog from time to time, usually after finishing reading all the cereal boxes in the house.

I feel sorry for the employees. They didn’t have any say about what went into the catalog.

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Car Talk 0

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Cartoon via Kiko’s House.

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