From Pine View Farm

2010 archive

Oh Noes 0

From the New York Times:

On the third Wednesday of every month, the nine members of an elite Wall Street society gather in Midtown Manhattan.

(snip)

In theory, this group exists to safeguard the integrity of the multitrillion-dollar market. In practice, it also defends the dominance of the big banks.

In other recent discoveries, water is wet and salt is salty.

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QOTD 0

Fiorello LaGuardia, from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

Politics is very much like taxes – everybody is against them, or everybody is for them as long as they don’t apply to him.

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Stray Thought 0

It is truly amazing how a few colored lights can brighten up a dwelling.

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Dustbiters 0

A little time out to recognize the two pilars of fiscal integrity that vanished over night. These banks are now blanks:

They were too small to be bailed.

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Light Bloggery 0

Time to hang the Christmas lights.

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Ashleigh Brilliant, from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I’m right.

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Bah! Humbook! 0

Joan Wickersham, writing in the Boston Globe, deconstructs the fashion for GLCBs (Greedy Little Christmas Books). A nugget:

6. Debase the English language. Do not use a verb without an adverb. “He asked curiously.’’ “She laughed merrily.’’ “She sobbed sadly.’’ “He yelled angrily.’’ Mix metaphors. Confuse “lie’’ and “lay.’’ Write sentences that sound like tricky SAT math problems. (“She had half a mind to call the police and half a mind to march across the street to give them a piece of her mind.’’)

7. Have your characters come to believe in something. It doesn’t matter what it is. The true meaning of this. The miracle and wonder of that.

8. Insist on the shallowness of materialism and the importance of treating other people with kindness, not contempt.

9. Undercut this insistence by writing the book.

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Public Reaction on the Tax Deal 1

Andy Borowitz reports. A nugget:

“When we first heard about the deal, we were like, this is too good to be true,” said multibillionaire Thurston Howell IV, a spokesman for the richest .0000001%. “But when our butlers read the plan aloud to us during the cocktail hour, we were incredibly stoked.”

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iJobs 0

Sometimes the facts render editorials redundant. Bloomberg:

Customer demand is spurring hiring, said Woo, who is responsible for supervising employee welfare at the maker of Apple Inc. iPads and Hewlett-Packard Co. computers. China’s exports rose to a record last month, helped by stronger U.S. and European demand, while retail sales grew 19 percent to 1.4 trillion yuan ($210 billion) in October from a year earlier, the Chinese government said.

Foxconn, the largest private employer in China, plans to expand its workforce to as many as 1.3 million by the end of next year, Woo said in an August interview. The Taipei-based company employed about 920,000 workers at that time.

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DADT 0

The Republican Party’s fascination with the sex lives of American military personnel is downright creepy.

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Rudolph Roped and Returned 0

From the San Jose Mercury-News:

The 9-year-old reindeer, which doesn’t have a name, was on the lam for 2½ hours Thursday, scampering through busy Santa Maria streets, strawberry fields and residential areas.

Rancher Bob Acquistapace, riding a horse and wearing a cowboy hat, boots and spurs, finally got a rope over the reindeer’s head at about noon and tied the exhausted animal to a lamppost. The reindeer was eventually loaded into a trailer.

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Prepare for Your Financial Future 0

Listen to Klaatu explain urban camping.

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QOTD 0

Noam Chomsky, from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

Either you repeat the same conventional doctrines everybody is saying, or else you say something true, and it will sound like it’s from Neptune.

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Stray Thought 0

A bad movie in 3D is a bad movie times three.

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Think Again 0

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Republican Electoral Success Explained 0

Non Sequitur

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Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0

Starting to look like a trend:

The number of workers filing first- time claims for unemployment insurance payments fell last week in the U.S., showing the labor market continues to improve.

Applications for jobless benefits decreased to 421,000, less than the median forecast of economists surveyed by Bloomberg News, from a revised 438,000 the prior week, Labor Department figures showed today. The four-week moving average, a less-volatile measure, dropped to the lowest level in more than two years.

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What It Was, Was Football 0

The Philadelphia Inquirer has a fascinating article on John Heisman, the Penn alumnus for whom the Heisman trophy of college football is named. A nugget:

For all his sophisticated strategies, Heisman allegedly was the first to come up with the hidden-ball trick, telling his quarterback at Auburn to slip the pigskin under his jersey and pretend to tie his shoelaces. Vanderbilt fell for it.

Heisman also once used a hidden team trick, in 1902, when he coached Clemson to a victory over Georgia Tech, two years before he switched schools. Wilkinson wrote how Clemson got off the train the night before the game, “checked into a hotel and proceeded to party until dawn.” Tech fans saw all this and bet heavily on the home team. Except the Clemson partyers were decoy scrubs. The varsity showed up well-rested the next morning and annihilated Georgia Tech, 44-5.

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Gaming Gamers 0

Smurfberries?

“The Smurfs’ Village,” a game for the iPhone and other Apple gadgets, was released a month ago and quickly became the highest-grossing application in the iTunes store. Yet it’s free to download.

So where does the money come from? Kelly Rummelhart of Gridley, Calif., has part of the answer. Her 4-year-old son was using her iPad to play the game and racked up $66.88 in charges on her credit card without knowing what he was doing.

Follow the link for details, especially if you suspect your portable device is gaming you. It’s a long a detailed article.

Also, stick to poker. At least in poker you know when you are losing money.

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James Thurber, from the Quotemaster (subscribe here):

Early to rise and early to bed makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.

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