Happiness Is a Warm Gun 0
Republicans compete to see who’s happiest. Dick Polman:
The five aspirants own a total of 25 guns.
This is apparently quite important, if only as a measure of the requisite Republican machismo. Or perhaps as visceral proof that the candidates love Freedom. Or perhaps it’s meant to suggest that we should all sleep better at night knowing that the Republican chairman is locked and loaded. Or maybe it’s just Republicans behaving as parodies of themselves.
Afterthought:
Read the entire Polman article. It’s a story of a bunch of juvies arguing over who has the bigg–oh, never mind.
