June, 2011 archive
Spill Here, Spill Now, Pay Later Forever
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Facing South reports. A nugget:
Residents worried that, rather than easing the ecological impact, the chemicals would in fact make the disaster worse by spreading the oil throughout the water column. They were also concerned about the toxicity of the dispersants, which are themselves petroleum-based.
As it turns out, science is justifying their fears.
Follow the link for facts, figures, and citations.
Listen My Children and You Shall Hear 1
A statement well due a big Bronx Cheer:
Dolt.
Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, in Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that famous day and year.He said to his friend, “If the British march
By land or sea from the town to-night,
Hang a lantern aloft in the belfry arch
Of the North Church tower as a signal light,–
One if by land, and two if by sea;
And I on the opposite shore will be,
Ready to ride and spread the alarm
Through every Middlesex village and farm,
For the country folk to be up and to arm.”Then he said “Good-night!” and with muffled oar
Silently rowed to the Charlestown shore,
Just as the moon rose over the bay,
Where swinging wide at her moorings lay
The Somerset, British man-of-war;
A phantom ship, with each mast and spar
Across the moon like a prison bar,
And a huge black hulk, that was magnified
By its own reflection in the tide.Meanwhile, his friend through alley and street
Wanders and watches, with eager ears,
Till in the silence around him he hears
The muster of men at the barrack door,
The sound of arms, and the tramp of feet,
And the measured tread of the grenadiers,
Marching down to their boats on the shore.Then he climbed the tower of the Old North Church,
By the wooden stairs, with stealthy tread,
To the belfry chamber overhead,
And startled the pigeons from their perch
On the sombre rafters, that round him made
Masses and moving shapes of shade,–
By the trembling ladder, steep and tall,
To the highest window in the wall,
Where he paused to listen and look down
A moment on the roofs of the town
And the moonlight flowing over all.Beneath, in the churchyard, lay the dead,
In their night encampment on the hill,
Wrapped in silence so deep and still
That he could hear, like a sentinel’s tread,
The watchful night-wind, as it went
Creeping along from tent to tent,
And seeming to whisper, “All is well!”A moment only he feels the spell
Of the place and the hour, and the secret dread
Of the lonely belfry and the dead;
For suddenly all his thoughts are bent
On a shadowy something far away,
Where the river widens to meet the bay,–
A line of black that bends and floats
On the rising tide like a bridge of boats.Meanwhile, impatient to mount and ride,
Booted and spurred, with a heavy stride
On the opposite shore walked Paul Revere.
Now he patted his horse’s side,
Now he gazed at the landscape far and near,
Then, impetuous, stamped the earth,
And turned and tightened his saddle girth;But mostly he watched with eager search
The belfry tower of the Old North Church,
As it rose above the graves on the hill,
Lonely and spectral and sombre and still.
And lo! as he looks, on the belfry’s height
A glimmer, and then a gleam of light!
He springs to the saddle, the bridle he turns,
But lingers and gazes, till full on his sight
A second lamp in the belfry burns.A hurry of hoofs in a village street,
A shape in the moonlight, a bulk in the dark,
And beneath, from the pebbles, in passing, a spark
Struck out by a steed flying fearless and fleet;
That was all! And yet, through the gloom and the light,
The fate of a nation was riding that night;And the spark struck out by that steed, in his flight,
Kindled the land into flame with its heat.
He has left the village and mounted the steep,
And beneath him, tranquil and broad and deep,
Is the Mystic, meeting the ocean tides;
And under the alders that skirt its edge,
Now soft on the sand, now loud on the ledge,
Is heard the tramp of his steed as he rides.It was twelve by the village clock
When he crossed the bridge into Medford town.
He heard the crowing of the cock,
And the barking of the farmer’s dog,
And felt the damp of the river fog,
That rises after the sun goes down.It was one by the village clock,
When he galloped into Lexington.
He saw the gilded weathercock
Swim in the moonlight as he passed,
And the meeting-house windows, black and bare,
Gaze at him with a spectral glare,
As if they already stood aghast
At the bloody work they would look upon.It was two by the village clock,
When he came to the bridge in Concord town.
He heard the bleating of the flock,
And the twitter of birds among the trees,
And felt the breath of the morning breeze
Blowing over the meadow brown.
And one was safe and asleep in his bed
Who at the bridge would be first to fall,
Who that day would be lying dead,
Pierced by a British musket ball.You know the rest. In the books you have read
How the British Regulars fired and fled,—
How the farmers gave them ball for ball,
From behind each fence and farmyard wall,
Chasing the redcoats down the lane,
Then crossing the fields to emerge again
Under the trees at the turn of the road,
And only pausing to fire and load.So through the night rode Paul Revere;
And so through the night went his cry of alarm
To every Middlesex village and farm,—
A cry of defiance, and not of fear,
A voice in the darkness, a knock at the door,
And a word that shall echo for evermore!
For, borne on the night-wind of the Past,
Through all our history, to the last,
In the hour of darkness and peril and need,
The people will waken and listen to hear
The hurrying hoof-beats of that steed,
And the midnight message of Paul Revere.
Video via TPM.
Misdirection Plays 3
Chauncey DeVega diagrams the wingnut misdirection play, faking populism up the middle, then running around the right end to racism.
The video is about a month old, so some of current events are no longer current, but the under currents of which Mr. DeVega speaks are still under.
TSA Security Adult Theatre 0
In response to a Freedom of Information Act request, the Department of Justice released a copy of the settlement agreement reached earlier this year with Lynsie Murley, the 24-year-old Amarillo woman who sued the TSA for negligence and intentional infliction of emotional distress in connection with the May 2008 incident at the Corpus Christi airport.
Of course there was no admission of wrongdoing in the settlement.
Mitt the Flip Hits the Road 2
I see that Mitt the Flip has tied the family dog to the roof of the van and hit the campaign trail.
Did someone not see this coming?
First stop: New Hampshire.
Windows 8 0
Microsoft cannot innovate.
Every one of their major products has been bought or copied from someone else.
Now, they are working on Windows 8 and have invented (gasp)
the iPhone:
(One of the TWUUG members showed me this video last night and the level of dumb left me speechless.)
Afterthought:
This, of course, is a great may to make every Windows user buy new touch-sensitive monitors.
“An Armed Society Is a Polite Society” 0
When you shop, be sure to treat the sales staff with courtesy:
(snip)
When law enforcement tracked him down and tried to arrest him on foot, Kelly allegedly attempted to hit them with his car.
According to the Sheriffs Department, four loaded guns were found in Kelly’s car, including a 12-gauge shotgun, a pistol, and a revolver. The book “The Sociopath Next Door” was also found. Kelly told law enforcement that he is a sovereign citizen (someone who believes that almost all forms of government in the U.S. are illegitimate), and that he doesn’t have to follow the law.
Land of the Midnight Eclipse, Reprise 1

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I followed the Eclipse of the Midnight Sun last night on the Astro Viten website.
Cameras were placed in three locations: Tromsø, on the Norway’s north coast; Bodø, on the northwestern coast; and Kirkenes, on the far northeastern coast (you can go to the website to see the last pictures taken at each of the three locations). The picture above was after the eclipse had passed at Kirkenes.
Whirlybirds 0
Will Bunch considers New Jersey Governor Chris Christie’s pimped out ride:
Of course, the glee with which some lefties have greeted Christie’s chopper, trying to make a lot out of not much of anything, is understandable.
It is a reaction to the institutionalized duplicity of contemporary Republicanism and to the wingnut ability to make a lot out of nothing at all.
Cliffhanger 0

Aside:
As I read somewhere today (I’ve forgotten where and this is a paraphrase), it says something that Republicans seem surprised that folks don’t want access to health care taken away from them so that insurance company executives and Wall Street banksters can have more and better tax cuts and country club memberships.
Image via Bob Cesca.
Twits on Twitter, Drip by Drips Dept. 0
BBC:
A system upgrade is taking place from 2000 BST on Wednesday affecting 150,000 customers in and around Merthyr, which will finish by 1200 BST on Thursday.
(snip)
But they (customers–ed.)are being advised to fill containers with tap water in case.
Nothing To Do, Nowhere To Go 0
Still above 400k:
Bloomberg put “less that forecast in its headline.”*
Less than whose forecast? one might ask.
Why, Bloomberg’s, of course.
This says nothing about unemployment, but something about forecasters.
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*As it that actually meant anything to anyone other than bookies.